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Bad experience but funny

  • 11-03-2003 12:58pm
    #1
    devine
    Closed Accounts Posts: 19 ✭


    My friend and i went out one nite and had a bit of a laugh she ended up with this bloke anyway it was real funny! She went home with him anyway!

    Next day she arrived at my house and her mouth was so badly swollen and i asked her wat hed happened she was in the sheds of tears! I had to drive her to the docters she didnt want to go home to her parents until it was all sorted out! That was grand it nearly took me 3 hours to get it out of her of wat happened that nite:

    She had slept with him she had givin him a blow job and she got an allergic reaction form wat ever you want to call it!

    She has not slept with a guy sense shes afraid it might happen again!


Comments

  • #2
    ballooba
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,315 ✭✭✭ballooba


    Thanks for getting that out in the open, now all women will use that bloody excuse!!


  • #3
    mooman_00
    Closed Accounts Posts: 933 ✭✭✭mooman_00


    what exactly caused the reaction?? his knob or what came out of it or something else...


  • #4
    Mercury_Tilt
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,500 ✭✭✭Mercury_Tilt


    This post has been deleted.


  • #5
    Beruthiel
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 42,362 Mod ✭✭✭✭Beruthiel


    Originally posted by Mercury_Tilt
    I'm available for said test.

    you're available - full stop!


  • #6
    eth0_
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,846 ✭✭✭✭eth0_


    Well if he was wearing a condom she may be allergic to Latex, it's quite a common allergy I believe


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  • #7
    Mercury_Tilt
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,500 ✭✭✭Mercury_Tilt


    This post has been deleted.


  • #8
    mooman_00
    Closed Accounts Posts: 933 ✭✭✭mooman_00


    Originally posted by Mercury_Tilt
    Indeed I am. Never falling in love again. I have one of those hearts that cant take the pain of it all.


    But a bit of "head" action i can handle. From a female. maybe a bloke if I had my eyes closed and thought of a female though.

    clean shaven of course youd wanna be avoiding beard rash


  • #9
    devine
    Closed Accounts Posts: 19 ✭devine


    The thing is she was never so embaressed when she told me wat happened! anyway she said that it never happened to her before!
    Maybe he had something!

    Did anyone ever see the film THE SWEETEST THING!
    Camran diaz is in it ok


    If you didnt do youll understand what she said it was like!


  • #10
    The Saint
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,932 ✭✭✭The Saint


    He was probobly from Dublin, thats all.


  • #11
    Doodee
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,421 ✭✭✭Doodee


    But a bit of "head" action i can handle. From a female. maybe a bloke if I had my eyes closed and thought of a female though.

    ahh well merc, any port in stormy weather!

    It was more than likely a reaction to latex, but then again, she could just be allergic to peanuts :D


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  • #12
    Samba
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,476 ✭✭✭Samba


    what is so embarrasing about getting an alergic reaction :confused:


    Im going to limit my comments to the above in fear of going on a rant.


  • #13
    catspring
    Closed Accounts Posts: 372 ✭✭catspring


    Originally posted by devine
    Did anyone ever see the film THE SWEETEST THING!
    Camran diaz is in it ok

    too big to fit in here, too big to fit in here!!!
    god i love that song. i wish they would release it!!!!


  • #14
    Caesar_Bojangle
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,263 ✭✭✭Caesar_Bojangle


    is this a personal issue?

    is this an answer?


  • #15
    devine
    Closed Accounts Posts: 19 ✭devine


    Well done catspring you have a fair idea wat im on bout great!


  • #16
    Stark
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,084 ✭✭✭✭Stark


    did he have a piercing? some people are allergic to certain types of metal


  • #17
    STaN
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,127 ✭✭✭STaN


    probably an OT question, but do allot of people use condoms while doing this? I never see *ahem* people use them :confused:

    probably a bit more information than you want there


  • #18
    WhiteWashMan
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,099 ✭✭✭✭WhiteWashMan


    why does she think the two items are related?
    can you give us more details on this woman? i think myself and merc will need to go around and see if shes ok.
    would she be adverse to a spit roast?


  • #19
    karma kabbage
    Closed Accounts Posts: 413 ✭✭karma kabbage


    on behalf of anyone who has never had to deal with a situation akin to your poor unfortunate friend, i'd just like to say.......
    BAAAAA HA HA HA HA!!!!


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