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Essential travel phrasebook

Bard · 2003-03-06 14:10:59

http://www.zompist.com/phrases.html Essential phrases such as: There's a corpse on the bed. Please change the sheets. The bellboy won't score me any coke. I understand your language perfectly. Don't "imperialist pig" me, my good man. Girls with big mazongas usually can't rhumba so well. You're very pretty for a foreigner.…

06-03-2003 2:10pm

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http://www.zompist.com/phrases.html

Essential phrases such as:

There's a corpse on the bed. Please change the sheets.
The bellboy won't score me any coke.
I understand your language perfectly.
Don't "imperialist pig" me, my good man.
Girls with big mazongas usually can't rhumba so well.
You're very pretty for a foreigner.
Where can I find the dissidents?
Your country has such lovely dirt.
I don't suppose there's anything but churches here.
I bet those machine guns are fake.
My wife fell overboard about ten miles back.
I'm a personal friend of the Ambassador.
I know I'm naked, could you just tell me how to get back to the hotel?
Stop laughing and bring me the bill.

OH YES

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