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Penguin on Holidays

  • 05-03-2003 4:16pm
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,839 ✭✭✭


    A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona and sees that the car's oil-pressure light is on. He gets out to look and sees oil dripping out of the motor.He drives to the nearest town and stops at the first gas station.Afterdropping the car off, the penguin goes for a walk around town.
    He sees an ice cream shop, and being a penguin in Arizona, decides that something cold would really hit the spot. He gets a big dish of vanilla
    ice cream and sits down to eat. Having no hands, he makes a real mess trying to eat with his little flippers. After finishing his ice cream, he goes back to the gas station and asks the mechanic if he's found the problem. The mechanic looks up from the engine and says, "It looks like you've blown a seal."

    "No, no", the penguin replies, wiping his mouth, "it's just ice cream."


Comments

  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,754 ✭✭✭Big Chief


    :rolleyes:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,219 ✭✭✭plastic membrane


    Booooo!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,472 ✭✭✭AdMMM


    I actually found that funny...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,839 ✭✭✭Hobart


    Hey Plastic Mem and Big Chief read the charter and rate the Joke. Either you get it or not. Simple as that.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,967 ✭✭✭Dun


    The laugh escaped before I could stop it :p


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 605 ✭✭✭exiztone


    lol... I think the worse part in my case was when the mechanic said his line. And my first interpretation was indeed the punchline =/


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