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  • 04-03-2003 4:44pm
    #1
    pyramid man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 398 ✭✭


    Imagine if all major retailers started making their own condoms
    and
    kept
    the same tagline ...

    Sainsbury Condoms - making life taste better

    Tesco Condoms - every little helps!

    Nike Condoms - just do it

    Peugeot Condoms - the ride of your life

    Galaxy Condoms - why have rubber when you can have silk

    KFC Condoms - finger licking good

    Minstrels Condoms - melt in your mouth, not in your hand

    Safeway Condoms - lightening the load

    Abbey National Condoms - because life is complicated enough

    Coca Cola Condoms - the real thing

    Ever Ready Condoms - keep going and going

    Macintosh Condoms - it does more, it costs less, it's that simple

    Pringles Condoms - once you pop, you can't stop

    Burger King Condoms - home of the whopper

    Goodyear Condoms - for a longer ride go wide

    FCUK condoms - no comment required

    Muller Light Condoms - so much pleasure, but where's the pain?

    Flash Condoms - just sit back, relax and let flash do all the
    hardwork.

    Halfords Condoms - we go the extra mile

    On Digital Condoms - plug and play!

    Royal Mail Condoms - I saw this and thought of you.

    Andrex Condoms - soft, strong and very very long

    Renault Condoms - size really does matter

    Maltesers Condoms - the lighter way to enjoy chocolate

    Ronseal Condoms - Does exactly what is says on the tin

    Ronseal Quick-Drying Condoms - it's dry and waterproof in about
    15 minutes

    Domestos Condoms - gets right under the rim!

    Heineken Condoms - reaches parts that other condoms just cannot reach

    Carling Condoms - probably the best condom in the world

    Mars Condoms - a condom a day keeps the doctor away!

    AA Condoms - for the 4th emergency service

    Pepperami Condoms - it's a bit of an animal

    Polo Condoms - the condom with the hole (!?)


Comments

  • #2
    hussey
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,240 ✭✭✭hussey


    Do Fcuk not already have condoms out?

    and I seriously doubt thats there slogan

    :)


  • #3
    pyramid man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 398 ✭✭pyramid man


    i jsut got it in an e-mail. dont blame me.


  • #4
    hussey
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,240 ✭✭✭hussey


    my reply was a joke


  • #5
    pyramid man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 398 ✭✭pyramid man


    Originally posted by hussey
    my reply was a joke


    right then ted.


  • #6
    hells angels
    Closed Accounts Posts: 718 ✭✭✭hells angels


    good..bit worried bout the polo 1 though...bit risky wouldn't you say???!!!:confused:


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  • #7
    Raptor666
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34 ✭Raptor666


    I thought M&Ms melt in your mouth and not in your hand:(


  • #8
    Hugs-E
    Closed Accounts Posts: 160 ✭✭Hugs-E


    good..bit worried bout the polo 1 though...bit risky wouldn't you say???!!!

    Just a tad I would say ! 99% inaffective


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