How big am I ?

Rabies

too lazy to remove all the '>'
any way, the joke is pretty good (at least i think so)

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> >> > A man was in a long line at the grocery store. As he got to the
> >> register
> >>
> >> > > > he
> >> > > > realized he had forgotten to get condoms, so he asked the
checkout
> >> girl
> >> > > if
> >> > > > she could have some brought up to the register.
> >> > > > She asked, "What size condoms?"
> >> > > > The customer replied that he didn't know. She asked him to drop
> his
> >> > > pants.
> >> > > > He did. She reached over the counter, grabbed hold of him and
> called
> >> > > over
> >> > > > the intercom, "One box of large condoms, Check Out 5."
> >> > > > The next man in line thought this was interesting, and like most
> >> men,
> >>
> >> > > was
> >> > > > up
> >> > > > for a cheap thrill. When he got to the register, he told the
> checker
> >> > > that
> >> > > > he
> >> > > > too had forgotten to get condoms, and asked if she could have
some
> >> > > brought
> >> > > > to the register for him.
> >> > > > She asked him what size, and he stated that he didn't know. She
> >> asked
> >>
> >> > > him
> >> > > > to
> >> > > > drop his pants. He did.
> >> > > > She gave him a quick feel, picked up the intercom and said, "One
> box
> >> of
> >> > > > medium-sized condoms, Check Out 5."
> >> > > > A few customers back was this teenage boy. He thought what he had
> >> seen
> >> > > was
> >> > > > way too cool. He had never had any type of sexual contact with a
> >> female,
> >> > > > so
> >> > > > he thought this was his chance. When he got to the register he
> told
> >> the
> >> > > > checker he needed some condoms.
> >> > > > She asked him what size and he said he didn't know. She asked him
> to
> >> > > drop
> >> > > > his pants and he did. She reached over the counter, gave him one
> >> quick
> >> > > > squeeze, then picked up the intercom and said....
> >> > > >
> >> > > >
> >> > > >
> >> > > > "Mop and bucket to Checkout 5."

Pugsley

rofl! nice one!

stormkeeper

lmao...

Joriain

nice 1

Insanity is nothing without control!

pyramid man

THATS AM QUITE FUNNY. IF IT WERE NOT FOR ALL OF THE >>>>'S.

Carbiens

its an oldie but a goodie.:p

btw, pyramid man, theres a little button between the shift key and the tab key, usually when you press it a cute little light turns on on your keyboard, its really quite nice why dont you give it a try

bozzie

heard it before
still funney tho

hells angels

good 1...v.funny....if only it was dat easy.

TomTom

Your a sick but great man.