Here's a good joke

jobonar · 04-03-2003 11:42am #1

> > Dave was bragging to his boss one day, "You know, I know everyone
there
> > is
> > to know. Just name someone, anyone, and I know them."
> > Tired of his boasting, his boss called his bluff, "OK, Dave, how
about
> > Tom
> > Cruise?" "No drama's boss, Tom and I are old friends, and I
can prove
> > it."
> > So Dave and his boss fly out to Hollywood and knock on Tom Cruise's
door
> > and
> > Tom Cruise shouts, "Dave! What's happenin?!? Great to see you!
> > Come
> > on in for a beer!
> >
> > Although impressed, Dave's boss is still sceptical. After they leave
> > Cruise's house, he tells Dave that he thinks him knowing Cruise was
just
> > lucky.
> > "No, no, just name anyone else," Dave says.
> > "President Bush," his boss quickly retorts.
> > "Yup," Dave says, "Old buddies, let's fly out to
Washington." And off
> > they go.
> > At the White House, Bush spots Dave on the tour and motions him and
his
> > boss over, saying, "Dave, what a surprise, I was just on my way
to a
> > meeting, but you and your friend come on in and let's have a cup of
>coffee
> > first and catch up."
> > Well, the boss is very shaken by now but still not totally convinced.
> > After
> > they leave the White House grounds he expresses his doubts to Dave,
who
> > again implores him to name anyone else.
> > "The pope," his boss replies. "Sure!" says Dave.
"My folks are from
> > Poland,
> > and I've known the Pope a long time."
> > So off they fly to Rome. Dave and his boss are assembled with the
masses
> > in
> > Vatican Square when Dave says, "This will never work. I can't
catch the
> > Pope's eye among all these people. Tell you what, I know all the
guards
> > so
> > let me just go upstairs and I'll come out on the balcony with the
>Pope."
> > And he disappears into the crowd headed toward the Vatican. Sure
enough,
> > half an hour later Dave emerges with the Pope on the balcony but by
the
> > time Dave returns, he finds that his boss has had a heart attack
and
> > is
> > surrounded by paramedics.
> > Working his way to his boss' side, Dave asks him, "What
happened?"
> > His boss looks up and says, "I was doing fine until you and the
Pope
>came
> > out on the balcony and the man next to me said, "Who the f*#k's that
>on
> > the balcony with Dave?"