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Cavan Girl

  • 03-03-2003 12:02pm
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 333 ✭✭


    An eighteen year-old Cavan girl goes to see her mum and tells her that she has missed her period for two months.
    Very worried, the mother goes to the chemist and buys a pregnancy kit. The test result shows that the girl is pregnant.

    Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, "Who was the pig that did this to you? I want to know!!"
    The girl picks up the phone and makes a call. Half an hour later a brand new Ferrari stops at their house, a mature and distinguished man, with grey hair and impeccably dressed in a very expensive suit steps out of it and enters the house.

    He sits in the living room with the father, the mother and the girl, and tells them:
    "Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem. However, I can't marry her because of my personal family
    situation, but I'll take charge.
    If a girl is born I will bequeath her 3 stores, 2 townhouses, a beach villa and a £1,000,000 bank account.

    If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories, and a £
    1,000,000 bank account.

    If it is twins, a factory and GBP500,000 each.

    However, if there is a miscarriage..."

    At this point, the father, who had remained silent all the time, places a hand firmly on the man's shoulder
    and tells him:
    You'll ride her again!!!"


Comments

  • Closed Accounts Posts: 697 ✭✭✭The Reaper


    aw nice one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    ill have to show this to my cavan friends!!!!!!!!!!!!
    lol:D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 718 ✭✭✭hells angels


    Fúckin class hav'nt heard 1 dat funny in a long time!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,146 ✭✭✭SoundWave


    class :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,888 ✭✭✭nanook


    have to say that is a damn good joke


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,136 ✭✭✭Pugsley


    rofl, nice one :)


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 32 Joriain


    Nice 1....I wonder wot kind of thing goes on in Leitrim then?
    LOL


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,228 ✭✭✭Acidflash


    lmao :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 605 ✭✭✭exiztone


    Good joke :)


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