playing doctor

Rabies

One night, a man and a woman are at a bar downing a few
beers. They
strike
up a conversation and quickly discover that they're both doctors.
After
about an hour, the man says to the woman,

"Hey, how about we sleep together tonight? No strings
attached. It'll
just
be one night of fun".
The woman agrees, so they go back to her place. She goes
into the
bathroom
and starts scrubbing her hands and fingernails. She
scrubs for a good
10-20
minutes before finally going into the bedroom and they
have sex for an
hour
or so.

Afterwards, the man says to the woman,
"You're a surgeon, aren't you?"
"Yeah, how did you know?"
"I could tell by the way you scrubbed up before we
started."
"Oh, that makes sense," says the woman. "You're an
anaesthetist,
aren't
you?"
"Yeah," says the man, a bit taken back. "How did you know?"
The woman answers, "I didn't feel a f**king thing.

SoundWave

hehe

Joriain

meh

Ruaidhri

all i can say to that is
well
god damn that was bad

garypope

heh heh! good one!