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Where have you being caught having sex?

  • 02-03-2003 9:09pm
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2


    gh

    Where have you been caught in the act?? I have a few great places! This will be interesting!!!!!! :D


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,680 ✭✭✭Tellox


    so why dont you get the ball rolling then


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,468 ✭✭✭Lex_Diamonds


    Yore Ma's bed. Im your local milkman ;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2 AngelFace286


    ;

    we were once caught out by his boss slap bang in the middle o four session!!!! his boss called in unexpectedly, i wasn't supposed to be there, i was told to leave and b/f got a caution! thats only one!!!! loads to come!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,483 ✭✭✭✭daveirl


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,739 ✭✭✭BigEejit


    I was once caught out in the middle of feckin nowhere on the side of a bloody hill ... we thought there is no chance in hell anyone will come around here (so to speak;) ) and we were in the middle of it having a rare aul time when some feckin german tourists (guessing from accents) that were out hill walking came down the hill (again, so to speak :p ) started roaring laughing ...but they didnt see much because they were about 140+ meters away from us.....


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,025 ✭✭✭yellum


    in my ass ....


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,921 ✭✭✭✭Pigman II


    In my girlfriends ass.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 35,524 ✭✭✭✭Gordon


    NOWHERE! Hahahahaaaa haahaaahaha. And I never will be caught either... unless it's because of you pesky kids!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,152 ✭✭✭ozt9vdujny3srf


    why do i get the impression that the people who start threads like this are mid puberty 13 year old 's trying to look like they have had sex and are cool?

    realy, they are stupid. Go ring the adrian kennedy phone show


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,246 ✭✭✭✭Riamfada


    thier lines were busy. Never been cought. Ever. Muhahahaha. Too fast! :P


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,120 ✭✭✭PH01


    Caught having sex with yourself? ;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,555 ✭✭✭Wook


    heh Grimes 'too fast' :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 939 ✭✭✭Zyox


    Heehee, it's like laughing at yourself after you just made a steamy yellow puddle on the ground :)

    Pld Grimes


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,472 ✭✭✭Sposs


    In A bed ;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 159 ✭✭HJ Simpson


    My mother walked into the kitchen one day while I was getting head. Kinda ruined the momment!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,660 ✭✭✭Blitzkrieger


    ...once heard an urban legend about a guy who finds a tape of his daughter and her b/f, and is caught 'enjoying' it by his wife.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,471 ✭✭✭elexes


    work
    in a old half broken down castle
    in a forest
    in gf bed
    in gf kitchen ...
    er... ive been interupted a lot


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,602 ✭✭✭ShayK1


    on a stair case in a port in wales.......some guy just walked by an never bat an eyelid!
    Regularly caught in ex-girlfriends bed! Little sister was always walkin in on us!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,398 ✭✭✭the fnj


    Can we follow this up with a "have you ever been caught running down the street naked thread".

    Answer either way and your in trouble.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,113 ✭✭✭mada999


    i wasnt caught having sex, i wasnt caught ag wankiocht!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 687 ✭✭✭Dampsquid


    Was never caught actually doing it, but once my car got stuck in a marshy area of the curragh while i was looking for a good spot to park my car for some humping in the back with my gf.

    Luckily after about 20 mins, a guy drove past in a 4x4 and pulled the car out. i tried to explian that i was just turning the car around on the narrow road and the wheels got stuck, then i drove in a little further to try and get out... he saw right through my lie... quite embarrassing.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 78,580 ✭✭✭✭Victor


    Shower, damn pesky bathroom lock
    Originally posted by elexes
    work
    in a old half broken down castle
    in a forest
    in gf bed
    in gf kitchen ...
    er... ive been interupted a lot
    Adds a whole new meaning to coitus interuptus :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 372 ✭✭catspring


    erm.... a little.
    in the toilets of a night club.
    not my favuorite story though... :rolleyes:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,164 ✭✭✭Space Coyote


    in the back of a Volkswagon


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,500 ✭✭✭Mercury_Tilt


    This post has been deleted.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,080 ✭✭✭✭Tusky


    never caught having sex BUT i was caught having a HALF LIFE COUNTER STRIKE fight well past my bed time ! boy was my mam mad ! :rolleyes:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,263 ✭✭✭Caesar_Bojangle


    my gay friend was banned from a club for sodomising some random bloke in the toilets.

    my other friend was caught by the garda while his girlfriend vvanked him off on a desolate beach


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,246 ✭✭✭✭Riamfada


    Originally posted by Caesar_Bojangle

    my other friend was caught by the garda while his girlfriend vvanked him off on a desolate beach

    See and this is why the Crime is so high. Gardai spend time patrolling desolate beaches catching "vvankers" rather than O'Connell street catching dealers


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