Embarrassed nurse

Bigalow

A man is lying in bed in a Catholic hospital with an oxygen mask over
his mouth. A young auxiliary nurse appears to sponge his face and hands.
"Nurse," he mumbles from behind the mask, "Are my testicles black?"
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, I'm only here to
wash your face and hands."

He struggles again to ask, "Nurse, Are my testicles black?" Again the
nurse replies, "I can't tell. I'm only here to wash your face and
hands."

The ward sister was passing and saw the man getting a little distraught
so marched over to inquire what was wrong.
"Sister," he mumbled, "Are my testicles black?"

Being a nurse of longstanding, the sister was undaunted. She whipped
back the bedclothes, pulled down his pajama trousers, moved his penis
out of the way, had a right good look, pulled up the pajamas, replaced
the bedclothes and announced, "Nothing wrong with them!!!"

At this, the man pulled off his oxygen mask and asked again, "Are my
test results back???

Tyrrial

hee hee, we've all been there haven't we....