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Some of the finest double entendres on British TV & Radio

  • 26-02-2003 10:10am
    #1
    John2002
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 646 ✭✭✭


    MICHAEL Buerk watching Phillipa Forrester cuddle up to a male astronomer
    for
    warmth during BBC1's UK eclipse coverage remarked: "They seem cold out
    there, they're rubbing each other and he's only come in his shorts."

    Ken Brown commentating on golfer Nick Faldo and his caddie Fanny
    Sunneson
    lining-up shots at the Scottish Open: "Some weeks Nick likes to use
    Fanny,
    other weeks he prefers to do it by himself."

    MIKE Hallett discussing missed snooker shots on Sky Sports: "Stephen
    Hendry
    jumps on Steve Davis's misses every chance he gets."

    JACK Burnicle was talking about Colin Edwards' tyre choice on World
    Superbike racing: "Colin had a hard on in practice earlier, and I bet he
    wished he had a hard on now."

    Chris Tarrant discussing the first Millionaire winner Judith Keppel on
    This
    Morning: "She was practising fastest finger first by herself in bed last
    night."

    WINNING Post's Stewart Machin commentating on jockey Tony McCoy's
    formidable
    lead: "Tony has a quick look between his legs and likes what he sees."

    ROSS King discussing relays with champion runner Phil Redmond: "Well
    Phil,
    tell us about your amazing third leg."

    CRICKETER Neil Fairbrother hit a single during a Durham v Lancashire
    match,
    inspiring Bobby Simpson to observe: "With his lovely soft hands he just
    tossed it off."

    CLAIR Frisby talking about a jumbo hot dog on Look North said: "There's
    nothing like a big hot sausage inside you on a cold night like this."

    JAMES Allen interviewing Ralf Schumacher at a Grand Prix, asked: "What
    does
    it feel like being rammed up the backside by Barrichello?"

    STEVE Ryder covering the US Masters: "Ballesteros felt much better today
    after a 69."

    THE new stand at Doncaster race course took Brough Scott's breath
    away..."My
    word," he said. "Look at that magnificent erection."

    WILLIE Carson was telling Claire Balding how jockeys prepare for a big
    race
    when he said: "They usually have four or five dreams a night about
    coming
    from different positions."

    CARENZA Lewis about finding food in the Middle Ages on Time Team Live
    said:
    "You'd eat beaver if you could get it."

    A female news anchor who, the day after it was supposed to have snowed
    and
    didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked, "So Bob, where's that eight
    inches you promised me last night?" Not only did HE have to leave the
    set,
    but half the crew did too, because they were laughing so hard!


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