Intresting but true fats about women!

Joriain · 26-02-2003 9:28am #1

Ever wondered why ABCDEF are used to define bra sizes?

A - Airport (flat)
B - Barely there
C - Can do
D - Damn good
E - Enormous
F - Fake

What's the definition of a Lesbian??
"Just another damn woman, trying to do a man's job."

Women are unpredictable:
Before marriage, she expects a man. After marriage, she suspects her man. After his death, she respects the man.

During pregnancy:
The 1st three months, do it the normal style Next three months do it the doggy style And the last three months do it the wolf style? sit outside the hole and howl?

Girl in theatre: "the man next to me is masturbating"
Boyfriend: "ignore him"
GF: "I can't, he's using my hand"

What is the difference between a new husband and a new dog? "
After a year, the dog is still excited to see you."

A wife complains to the doctor that her hubby is 300% impotent?
The doc asks "how 300%?" She says: "you know about the 100%, and now he has broken his finger and burnt his tongue."

4 miracles of a woman:
1. Getting wet without taking a shower
2. bleeding without getting hurt
3. giving milk without eating grass
4. and making boneless flesh hard

25 useless things in a man:
20 nails 02 nipples that don't milk 02 balls that you cannot play with.
01 cock that does not lay egg.

Teacher: "why cows get depressed after milking?
Student: "Ma'am, if your boobs are rubbed for 2 hours then you are left
unsatisfied how would feel?

jonno · 26-02-2003 9:31am

SoundWave · 26-02-2003 10:29am

v good. esp the eating grass 1

Dempsey · 26-02-2003 1:06pm

Originally posted by Joriain
Girl in theatre: "the man next to me is masturbating"
Boyfriend: "ignore him"
GF: "I can't, he's using my hand"

Panda · 26-02-2003 1:31pm

Originally posted by Joriain
25 useless things in a man:
02 balls that you cannot play with.

depends on what kinda girls you know.

Originally posted by Joriain
25 useless things in a man: 01 cock that does not lay egg.

dude, cocks dont lay eggs. they **** the hens.

dragon heart · 26-02-2003 3:12pm

excellent

kirn · 26-02-2003 3:22pm

2. bleeding without getting hurt

oh i wish this was true....

*groan*

when once a moth my girlf is in terrible pain....

John2002 · 26-02-2003 3:58pm

lol, very good!

AdMMM · 26-02-2003 6:26pm

Originally posted by Joriain
4 miracles of a woman:
1. Getting wet without taking a shower
2. bleeding without getting hurt
3. giving milk without eating grass
4. and making boneless flesh hard

HEHEHE

Acidflash · 26-02-2003 6:48pm

some funny ones in there

cujimmy · 01-03-2003 10:53am

Ten Things Men Know About Women

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10. Oh Yes .................and TITS

Joriain · 03-03-2003 5:17pm

Glad ye liked it...must be great of girls in college they to have rag week once a month ..don't you agree?

Intresting but true fats about women!

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