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Intresting but true fats about women!

  • 26-02-2003 9:28am
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 32


    Ever wondered why ABCDEF are used to define bra sizes?

    A - Airport (flat)
    B - Barely there
    C - Can do
    D - Damn good
    E - Enormous
    F - Fake


    What's the definition of a Lesbian??
    "Just another damn woman, trying to do a man's job."


    Women are unpredictable:
    Before marriage, she expects a man. After marriage, she suspects her man. After his death, she respects the man.


    During pregnancy:
    The 1st three months, do it the normal style Next three months do it the doggy style And the last three months do it the wolf style? sit outside the hole and howl?



    Girl in theatre: "the man next to me is masturbating"
    Boyfriend: "ignore him"
    GF: "I can't, he's using my hand"



    What is the difference between a new husband and a new dog? "
    After a year, the dog is still excited to see you."



    A wife complains to the doctor that her hubby is 300% impotent?
    The doc asks "how 300%?" She says: "you know about the 100%, and now he has broken his finger and burnt his tongue."


    4 miracles of a woman:
    1. Getting wet without taking a shower
    2. bleeding without getting hurt
    3. giving milk without eating grass
    4. and making boneless flesh hard



    25 useless things in a man:
    20 nails 02 nipples that don't milk 02 balls that you cannot play with.
    01 cock that does not lay egg.


    Teacher: "why cows get depressed after milking?
    Student: "Ma'am, if your boobs are rubbed for 2 hours then you are left
    unsatisfied how would feel?


Comments

  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,392 ✭✭✭jonno


    :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,146 ✭✭✭SoundWave


    v good. esp the eating grass 1


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,553 ✭✭✭✭Dempsey


    Originally posted by Joriain
    Girl in theatre: "the man next to me is masturbating"
    Boyfriend: "ignore him"
    GF: "I can't, he's using my hand"

    :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,621 ✭✭✭Panda


    Originally posted by Joriain
    25 useless things in a man:
    02 balls that you cannot play with.

    depends on what kinda girls you know. :)
    Originally posted by Joriain
    25 useless things in a man: 01 cock that does not lay egg.

    dude, cocks dont lay eggs. they **** the hens.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 61 ✭✭dragon heart


    excellent


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 528 ✭✭✭kirn


    2. bleeding without getting hurt

    oh i wish this was true....

    *groan*

    when once a moth my girlf is in terrible pain....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 646 ✭✭✭John2002


    lol, very good!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,472 ✭✭✭AdMMM


    Originally posted by Joriain
    4 miracles of a woman:
    1. Getting wet without taking a shower
    2. bleeding without getting hurt
    3. giving milk without eating grass
    4. and making boneless flesh hard

    HEHEHE


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,228 ✭✭✭Acidflash


    some funny ones in there :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 519 ✭✭✭cujimmy


    Ten Things Men Know About Women

    1. They have a Fan*y

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    10. Oh Yes .................and TITS


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 32 Joriain


    Glad ye liked it...must be great of girls in college they to have rag week once a month ..don't you agree?


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