In the beginning!

Joriain

In the beginning God created Eve. And she had 3 breasts. After three
> > weeks
> > >in the garden, God came to visit Eve. "How're things, Eve?" He asked.
> > "It
> > >is all so beautiful, God," she replied. "The sunrises and sunsets are
> > >breathtaking, the smells, the sights, everything is wonderful but I
> > just
> > >have this one problem. It's these three breasts you've given me. The
> > middle
> > >one pushes the other two out, and I am constantly knocking them with
> > my
> > >arms, catching them on branches, snagging them on bushes, they're a
> > real
> > >pain," reported Eve. "That's a fair point," replied God, "but it was
> > my
> > >first shot at that you know. I gave the animals, that, six? So I just
> > >figured you'd need half, but I see that you are right. I'll fix that
> > up
> > >right away!" So, God reaches down and removes the middle breast,
> > tossing it
> > >into the bushes. Three weeks passed, and God once again visited Eve in
> > the
> > >garden. "Well, Eve, how's my favourite creation?" He asked. "Just
> > >fantastic," she replied, "but for one small oversight on your part.
> > You
> > >see, all the animals are paired off. The ewe has her ram, the cow has
> > her
> > >bull, all the animals have a mate, except me. I feel so alone."
> > >
> > >God thought for a moment. "Y'know, Eve, you're right. How could I
> > have
> > >overlooked this, you do need a mate and I'll immediately create Man
> > from a
> > >part of you!"
> > >
> > >"Now, let's see ....... where did I put that useless tit?"

SoundWave

Why did God Create Adam Before Eve?

To give him a chance to speak

Moonbeam

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