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What grade should he be in ?

  • 25-02-2003 4:57pm
    #1
    KdjaCL
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    What Grade Should He Be In?


    What grade should you be in?

    A first-grade teacher was having trouble with one of her students. The
    teacher asked, "Harry, what is your problem?"

    Harry answered, "I'm too smart for the first-grade. My sister is in the
    third-grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the
    third-grade too!"

    The teacher had enough. She took Harry to the principal's office. While
    Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal
    what the situation was. The principal told the teacher he would give the
    boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go
    back to the first-grade and behave. The teacher agreed. Harry was brought
    in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the
    test.

    Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"
    Harry: "9"

    Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"
    Harry: "36"

    And so it went with every question the principal thought a third-grade
    should know. The principal looks at the teacher and tells her, "I think
    Harry can go to the third-grade." The teacher says to the principal, "Let
    me ask him some questions?" The principal and Harry both agree.

    Teacher: "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?
    Harry: "Legs"

    Teacher: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?" (The
    principal wondered, why does she ask such a question!)
    Harry: "Pockets"

    Teacher: "What does a dog do that a man steps into?"
    Harry: "Pants"

    Teacher: "What's starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval,
    delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?" (The principal's eyes open
    really wide and before he could stop the answer...)
    Harry: "Coconut"

    Teacher: "What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?"
    Harry: "Bubblegum"

    Teacher: "What do men do standing up, woman do sitting down and dogs do on
    three legs?" (The principal's eyes open really wide and b! efore he could
    stop the answer...)
    Harry: "Shake hands"

    Teacher: "Now I will ask some 'Who am I' sort of questions, okay?"
    Harry: "Yup"

    Teacher: "You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I
    get wet before you do."
    Harry: "Tent"

    Teacher: "A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The
    best man always has me first." (Principal was looking restless and bit
    tense)
    Harry: "Wedding Ring"

    Teacher: "I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow
    me, you feel good."
    Harry: "Nose"

    Teacher: "I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver."
    Harry: "Arrow"

    Teacher: "What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that means a lot of
    excitement?"
    Harry: "Firetruck"

    The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the teacher, "Put his ass
    in the fifth-grade, I got the last ten questions wrong myself."


    :)
    kdjac


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