Cork sucks

Carbiens · 17-02-2003 3:04pm #1

ah no im only messing, i wanted to get your attention:p

i know that boards has a load of cork users, and lots of them are well known,

but what i want to try and find out is how many kerry users are on boards, and are there many of them in ITT i know a few and you know who you are but are there any more?

parasite · 17-02-2003 3:11pm

go on boy ya fecking langer
:cool: :cool:

Carbiens · 18-02-2003 12:54pm

gwan ya fein:p

come on lads there has to be a few kerry members

mooman_00 · 21-02-2003 4:00pm

i was in kerry once it was great

pro_gnostic_8 · 23-02-2003 7:58am

I deliver to Kerry every day so I guess I'm a non-resident citizen of the Kingdom by now. Great place but Kerrymen truly are a bunch of "cute hoors"................ they rip ya off in such a charming way for everything that you don't mind paying the extortionate prices!

And, why can't Kerry people speak English properly so that the rest of us could understand what they're saying? :rolleyes:

Ah shur, other than that, they're grand.

rymus · 24-02-2003 7:22pm

theres a few kerry boyo's alright, but dey cant work out how to use de internet ting wit de big shiny buttons & complicated tomfoolery so theyre very rarely seen

mooman_00 · 25-02-2003 8:49am

stop all the shenanagins or ill hit'u a belt that'll drive u into next week u blaguard

Horsefumbler · 21-03-2003 1:01am

i don't tlive in the south so this is the first and last time i'll post here

chopster · 21-03-2003 1:23am

'Puts hand up '......... me !

..am in sunny Tralee !! Nuff said.

super_canard · 28-04-2003 11:23am

now.. it doesn't suck that much... just a bit boring that's all.. apart from drinking... there isn't much to do really.. :-(

daveirl · 28-04-2003 5:48pm

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super_canard · 29-04-2003 9:42am

Stupid french people like me?... oh wait...no..! we're everywhere...

hummm.. chocolate... nope...
Redbull.. nope...
murphy's.. nope...

I honestly don't know..

mooman_00 · 29-04-2003 9:53am

Originally posted by daveirl
What do you find elsewhere that you can't find in Cork?

semi-clad amazing looking women ready to wait on your every need without ever making a fuss or asking a question......or so im told anyway...........its better than going up to an alright lookin girl in a club and getting "ere fella get out of me fukking way will'a, me's boyfriend is wanting me over dere"....

dahamsta · 29-04-2003 10:04am

Originally posted by daveirl
What do you find elsewhere that you can't find in Cork?

Dublin accents and Anto's, thank flock.

adam

karma kabbage · 14-05-2003 3:13am

so hypethetacly speaking :rolleyes: if you had agreed to go visit your gran for a while this summer in tralee...where would you go if wanted to see someone under 55??

solice · 14-05-2003 10:23am

the funeral home, they are the best social gathering centers in kerry. and more than likely you will meet someone under 55 cos the life expactancy in the wild west is not that high. or so i have heard

karma kabbage · 15-05-2003 10:24pm

:rolleyes: GREAT!! issue resolved!

comet · 17-05-2003 1:18pm

Has Kerry got an internet connection?

karma kabbage · 20-05-2003 6:51pm

erm...a very updated sheep carrior system believe

josh40 · 28-05-2003 12:34pm

Well you know what they say, the best thing in Cork is the road to Kerry! Guess where I'm from?!

mooman_00 · 28-05-2003 5:11pm

Originally posted by josh40
Well you know what they say, the best thing in Cork is the road to Kerry! Guess where I'm from?!

Cork...... every weekend you get to drive to kerrie to see the mucko's and have a good old laugh??

josh40 · 29-05-2003 12:16pm

Nah, not every weekend, it's quite a long drive from Athens!

PAPILLION · 29-05-2003 12:29pm

Lived in cArk for 8 Years. Hated it. Stole a cork woman, moved to Tralee with her. we both Hated it. Stayed there for 8 Months. Now we live in Newbridge. Where they all sound like dubliners but apparently its not a dublin accent its a kildare 1.

ahh bliss, I'll never go down south again.

parasite · 29-05-2003 12:33pm

are you winding us up ? you now live in a commuter belt
live the dream !

PAPILLION · 29-05-2003 12:41pm

makes a change from the back arse of beyond.

plus i have to commute into dublin everyday now anywhoo..

karma kabbage · 30-05-2003 11:03pm

let's just accept that ye both live in awful areas and leave it at that

what we really need to do is ...live under the sea

Tyrrial · 13-06-2003 10:43am

Well at least your not in meath!!
karma kabbage is a REFUG from that (nast) part if the world.

§eth · 24-07-2003 4:23pm

Hey Meath isnt so bad...it has some good points anyway...of course one of the major ones is living in cork at the moment

...lol
but really...i like meath...its got lotsa crazy people.
My kinda place

frenett · 19-08-2003 1:49pm

Why in gods good name, would u want to live ANY where but Cobh, I ask ye.......
ALL those aforementioned places suck, equally as much!!
Long live the people’s republic of Cobh!!!!
(And yes, I am trying to start a civil war!)

Frenett

karma kabbage · 01-09-2003 3:22am

Originally posted by frenett
Why in gods good name, would u want to live ANY where but Cobh, I ask ye.......

...I'd have to say comman sense!

dahamsta · 01-09-2003 8:03am

Mind you don't trip over that fourteen year old pushing a pram there frenett.

Cork sucks

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