Bertie beating...?

PunyHuman

I've been thinking that maybe the best way to decide who's the boss would be a league of one-on-one scraps between the prime ministers or presidents of the various countries.

Our Bertie would certainly give Blair a good hiding. I can see him now, down some lane, getting the boot in, spitting through clenched teeth and roaring "D'ye like dat, Tony, DO YEH?? Bleedin' SAP!"

That French peacenik surrender monkey wouldn't last long against the Drumcondra Devil either. And spindly Bush wouldn't stand a chance.

But the question I would put to you is:

Which foreign statesman/woman would beat Bertie in a fight?

Pompey Magnus

Vlad Putin, no question. His KGB training would whip Berties ass!!!!!:D

Tyrrial

i'd say that bertie would have some match against the pope....
the pope has his little mob of people theyed hold 'em down while bertie get's the fearsome "droole of death!!!"

Makaveli

In all fairness Mary Harney would destroy Bertie.

Victor

Originally posted by Makaveli
In all fairness Mary Harney would destroy Bertie.

And based on the tribunals, so could Liam Lawlor.

Pompey Magnus

nice one!!!!!

PunyHuman

I agree, Putin would have a knife in his boot or something.
He's a dangerous looking fella all right. Gorbachev was a good goer in his time, but Yeltsin was just a bag of meaty vodka.

therecklessone

This is interesting, kinda got me thinking of an idea I had to sort out all future international conflict. Forget about the UN, EU, Nato, Alliances Of The Willing, and all that ****e.

Whats needed is an international equivalent of the band-stand in Fairview (for ex-pupils of Joey's of Fairview, the rest of yis' can think the bikestands).

Imagine the scene. Shrub a little pissed off at Iraq again, cos' Saddam gone and got himself a missile that goes 175 miles. One phone call late..."you're claimed...band stand at four, roight?"

The two boys face up to each other, pushing each other for an eternity. Cheney's behind Bush egging him on..."nice one Georgie, nice one". Saddam slagging Georgies aul one. Suddenly Bush hits him a slap in the puss, follows that with a ringsend uppercut, and a few kicks in the head for good measure. Saddam goes home nursing his wounds, and hundreds of thousands of lives are saved. Bush gets control of Iraqi oil, and Saddans lunch money, and we're all happy.

Just think of the potential...Paisley vs. Adams, that mad ****er from North Korea vs. that mad ****er from South Korea, Johnny Adair vs. the entire loyalist movement.

I think I could be on to something here.