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Husband shopping centre

  • 10-02-2003 12:03pm
    #1
    irishgeo
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    Recently a "Husband Shopping Center" opened in Dublin, where women could go
    to choose a husband from among many men.

    It was laid out in five floors, with the men increasing in positive
    attributes as you ascended up the floors. The only rule was, once you opened
    the door to any floor, you must choose a man from that floor, and if you
    went up a floor, you couldn't go back down except to leave the place never
    to return.

    A couple of girlfriends go to the Husband Shopping Centre to find men.

    FIRST FLOOR
    The door had a sign saying "These men have jobs and love kids."

    The women read the sign and say, "Well, that's better than not having jobs,
    or not loving kids, but I wonder what's further up?"

    So up they go.........

    SECOND FLOOR
    The door had a sign saying "These men have high paying jobs, love kids,
    are excellent lovers and are extremely good looking."

    Hmmm, say the girls. But, I wonder what's further up?

    So up they go.........

    THIRD FLOOR
    The door had a sign saying "These men have high paying jobs, are excellent
    lovers and are extremely good looking, love kids and help with
    the housework.

    Wow! say the women. Very tempting, BUT, there's more further up!

    And up they go.......

    FOURTH FLOOR

    The door had a sign saying "These men have high paying jobs, love
    kids, are excellent lovers and are extremely good looking, help with the
    housework, and have a strong romantic streak."

    Oh, mercy me. But just think! What must be awaiting us further on!

    So up to the fifth floor they go..........

    FIFTH FLOOR

    The sign on that door said, "This floor is empty and exists only to prove
    that women are impossible to please. "


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