Only 21 days

BossArky

APPLICATION TO LIVE WITHIN
> >>>>> THE
> >>>>> CITY OR COUNTY
> >>>>> OF
> >>>>> Dublin
> >>>>> (Including Fingal)
> >>>>> Anyone not born within the City and County of Dublin
will now be
> >>>>> required to
> >>>>> Complete the attached application form and return it
>>>>>> to:
> >>>>> The Immigration and Population Control Officer
>>>>>> (Culchie Section)
> >>>>> Dublin Corporation Offices
> >>>>> Wood Quay
> >>>>> Dublin 2.
> >>>>> within 21 days of arriving in the City or County of
Dublin
> >>>>> Application to live in the City or County of Dublin.
> >>>>> (Including Fingal)
> >>>>>
>>>>>>>
> >>>>>Name:
> >>>>>_________________
> >>>>>
> >>>>>Nickname : (what your friends call you )
__________________________
> >>>>>
> >>>>>Address : ( herd number )
_________________________
> >>>>>
> >>>>>Father: ( otherwise known as Daddy )
____________________________
> >>>>>( If you don't know your Daddy, list three suspects )
> >>>>>
> >>>>>Mother:
_____________________________
> >>>>>
> >>>>>
> >>>>>
> >>>>>Neck Shade: Light Red Medium Red
> >>>>>Dark Red
> >>>>>
> >>>>>Do You own you own teeth ? Yes No
> >>>>>
> >>>>>If borrowed, please state from whom.
> >>>>>________________________
> >>>>>
> >>>>>Number of Teeth in Full Grin: Upper: _____
Lower:
> >>>>> _____
> >>>>>
> >>>>>Length of Right Leg: ____ Length of Left Leg: ____
> >>>>>
> >>>>>How many wellies do you own ? ______ (pairs)
> >>>>>
> >>>>>Size of Farm:
> >>>>>(please tick)
> >>>>>
> >>>>>Middlin' Smallish Bit of a Field Only A
Bog
> >>>>>
> >>>>>
> >>>>>Make of your Tractor: ________________ Weight of
Your Tractor:
> >>>>>___________
> >>>>>
> >>>>>Tractor Equipped With (please tick) : Gun Rack 4
Wheel Drive
> >>>>>Cassette Deck Load of Turf Ford Cortina Shock
Absorbers
> >>>>>Truck Wheels Sawdoctor's CDs Mud Flaps
> >>>>>Toothpick Holder Big Dog Goat's Hide
> >>>>>
> >>>>>Number of empty Beer Cans on floor of your tractor:
_________
> >>>>>
> >>>>>BUMPER STICKERS SHOWN :
> >>>>>(please tick)
> >>>>>
> >>>>>"Well Holy God" Me Other Car Is A Piece of ****E
Too If
>you're
> >>>>>not from Cavan, you're not worth a ****e Mayo for
Sam Honk
>if
> >>>>> you love Glenroe Supermacs
> >>>>>
> >>>>>
> >>>>>
> >>>>>
> >>>>>
> >>>>>
> >>>>>FAVOURITE VOCALIST:
> >>>>>(please tick)
> >>>>>
> >>>>>Margo Big Tom Loretta Lynn Hank Williams
Brendan Shine
>
> >>>>> Garth Brooks Tammy Wynette Declan
Nerney Daniel O'
> >>>>>Donnell Meself What's A Vocalist?
> >>>>>
> >>>>>FAVOURITE RECREATION:
> >>>>>(please tick)
> >>>>>
> >>>>>Line Dancin' Sheep Shaggin' Slurry Smellin'
Bailin'
>Hay
> >>>>> Dole Signin' Drinkin' Chewin' Tabacca
Belchin'
>
> >>>>> Spittin' Other
> >>>>>
> >>>>>Name(s) of Daughter(s) :
> >>>>>(please tick)
> >>>>>
> >>>>>Mary Biddy Bridie Udder
> >>>>>
> >>>>>
> >>>>>Weapons Owned :
> >>>>>(please tick)
> >>>>>
> >>>>>Shovel Power or Chain Saw Pick Handle
Slash Hook
> >>>>>Hurley Other
> >>>>>
> >>>>>Cap Emblem:
> >>>>>(please tick)
> >>>>>
> >>>>>Guinness Smithwicks Massey Ferguson
Net Nitrate
>10-10-20
> >>>>> Kerry Co-Op
> >>>>>Smile if you're wearin' wellies
> >>>>>
> >>>>>
> >>>>>Number of Dependants : Legal ___ Claimed ___
> >>>>>Number of Welfare Cheques Claimed ____
> >>>>>
> >>>>>
> >>>>>
> >>>>>
> >>>>>
> >>>>>Number of Weeks Unemployed: ______ (REALLY ____
)
> >>>>>
> >>>>>Membership Of:
> >>>>>(please tick)
> >>>>>
> >>>>>GAA IFA Macra ICA Youth Defence
Fine Gael
> >>>>>
> >>>>>
> >>>>>Car Model:
> >>>>>(please tick)
> >>>>>
> >>>>>Ford Cortina Ford Escort MK1 Ford Escort
MK2 Fiat
>Ritmo
> >>>>> VW Jetta Humber Honda 50
> >>>>>
> >>>>>
> >>>>>How many cars do you have jacked up on blocks in your
yard ? _____
> >>>>>
> >>>>>
> >>>>>
> >>>>>
> >>>>>
> >>>>>Are you married to any of the following :
> >>>>>(please tick)
> >>>>>
> >>>>>Sister Brother Cousin Cow
> >>>>>
> >>>>>Does your wife weigh more than your tractor ? Yes
No
> >>>>>
> >>>>>Can you write your name and get the spelling right every time ?
>Yes
> >>>>> No
> >>>>>
> >>>>>Have you ever stayed sober for a whole weekend ? ________ If Yes,
> >>>>>Why ? __________
> >>>>>
> >>>>>Can you count to :
> >>>>>(please tick)
> >>>>>
> >>>>>Ten with your shoes on Twenty-one with your fly
closed
> >>>>>
> >>>>>Medical History:
> >>>>>
> >>>>>B.O. Bovine T.B. Smelly Feet Runny Nose
Bad Breath
> >>>>> Head Lice Sheep Lice
> >>>>>Foot & Mouth Disease
> >>>>>
> >>>>>Please give the same information in respect to yourself.

> >>>>>
> >>>>>
> >>>>>
> >>>>>
> >>>>> THANK YOU FOR FILLING IN THIS FORM


[This message has been edited by BossArky (edited 25-04-2000).]

podgeen

u must b really bored...

the celtic tiger

no, really. I stopped reading after the do you own your own wellies bit!

tct

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In all seriousness....the greatest place on earth!

Lump

I stopped reading it after I saw all the >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>

:P

John

SantaHoe

I'm sure nobody expects boggers to find that funny.

Blitzkrieger

what's a fiat ritmo?

Pretence

hmmmmmmmmmmmmm...........

u only live once, just remember that, ok

Gamblor

Originally posted by Blitzkrieger:
what's a fiat ritmo?

they are the biggest piles of rust around,
however if u see one on the road these days it must of been kept in a batcave or something for the last 15 years

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Asuka

Originally posted by Dead{o}Santa:
I'm sure nobody expects boggers to find that funny.

I find it funny...