Best Porn Star name on the board?

madeline

Hello all I know this isn't very musical but it's a bit of a laugh so...
over a sleep-deprived, caffeine and nicotine induced conversation in the bar yesterday the conversation turned to what our porn star names would be and I thought it would be rather funny to see who would come out with the best one on the board!
All you have to do is take a pet's name ( dead or alive ) and add it to your mother's maiden name and hey presto you could go on to be the next Debbie....if you're that way inclined...
Mine to be honest isn't all that great ...Fluffy D'Arcy...someone has to be better?!!
Have fun!!!:p

Mines a bit of a wee lepreachán with Lucky Mulligan.

Ixidor

Ashes Cambell... that sounds pretty crap really,

the fnj

Harvey Ebbs

I'll never make it in porn now.

thedrowner

salamanka preston
i think i win

kranog

How about Dwain Dibley starring in that lovable Disney Porn...
A-Lad-In !!!

Peace,
kranog

http://www.popstar.ie

lamda

Bubbles Morgan
Oooh classy:D

horsekick

if i used my one, no-one would ever give me the chance to make it in the porn industry;

TINY CLANCY :eek:

Ixidor

oh horse kick.. i'm sorry... i'm so, so sorry


what you need is a new pet called "oh my god thats a big"
then your porn career will take off in no time

Cherry

Giz McBride

SimonMaher

Ladies,

Welcome to the world of "Mr Fish Cullen". Hmmm, somehow I dont reckon such a career awaits me.

Regards,

Pete Reed
Phantom FM

Cherry

My friends one is Nibbler Clapp.. Hmm. We have too much time on our hands.

Ixidor

Have no fear pete, i know a producer that would love to have you do some sort of "Adult" show....

your porn career still have a chance to take off

tony 2 tone

Mine would be "Podge Kenny", definite Irish Porn Star name if ever there was........

beretta

Smoky Kylie.

hah! gimme a prize.

AlisonC

.......... princess payne..........

James_M

Homer Hammond

Legend

and this was before the days of the yellow people

Yay!!! I'm now officially a "Crazy Poster" Watch out people, I'm a bit crazy! You never know what I'm gonna do next.

polarbelly

corky loftus

Sandi

Lol! Some of the names on this are class...Princess Payne...I like it. Sounds bondage related!
Mine is Tiggy Grant...

DerekD Goldfish

Boomer Joyce

I wont even mention how bad it would be if I named it after my other dog.

Amz

Em.....

Splat Brennan.....

or

Rambo Brennan....

Silverfish

Oh jesus.


Rainbow Cummings (-McBride).






I could say so much right now, but I prefer not to comment.

EdBanger

Blackie Coughlan,

Dosn't have quite the ring to it, I'd stick with EdBanger me thinks

EdBanger

M33p multy posting, bah the lag 8¬(

thedrowner

derek d goldfish: ah go on, i could do with a larf...

bandit

Boogie nights 2 Staring the infamous.......Fluffy Dowling!!!!!

the66electric

I am Buddy Mooney...now prepare to be pounded...

startled_frog

Rosa Brophy

Raggamuffin

Bennie Kennedy and the Temple of Ass

Achille

Im trying to decide between...

Zofo O'Reilly
or
Budgie O'Reilly?

Which one would you like to see in the opening credits of "when unfortunately named leprechauns get horny"?

(oh, and Rainbow Cummings should win the prize!)

Ixidor

Achille go with Zofo O'Reilly....
i'd watch anything with a name like that....
well no, i draw the line at the eurovision. anything else though

Tom182

mmmm...PIXIE DIXON...Would that pass?????

DerekD Goldfish

At the drower's request my other porn name is

Bambi Joyce

By the way I didnt name the dog.

Silverfish

Originally posted by Silverfish
Oh jesus.


Rainbow Cummings (-McBride).






I could say so much right now, but I prefer not to comment.

I sit corrected. After a conversation with my mother pertaining to this particular subject, my porn star name is actually:

Pussy Cummings


I have forwarded this information to an agent and I start Monday, apparently.





I'm in da money, I'm in da money....I gotta lotta what it takes to get along....da da dadadaaaa....etc... anyone who calls me this in public will get a broken shin....da da da da daaaa

cookie or die

Friskey Murray. Not too bad. But not nearly as good as Pussy Cummings. That deserves a damn medal.

Tyrrial

i think we can safely say that pussy cummings has dwarfed anyone elses....
in fact i'm not even going to work out what ever mine is....


so silver fish... where about's are you stanting work?

Space Coyote

I would say that there already is a porn star called Pussy Cummings !
I have never had a pet of any kind , so i'll go with a dog i once knew...

The Littlest Hobo Morgan

jesuschrist

Mine is Lamb O'God... I don't know if it's already in use though... maybe someone could enlighten me (although I doubt it - not meaning to be arrogant or anything but, you know...)

roxy

mine is rubbish so I won't say it - it just sounds like a normal girl's name!

But thinking of my friend's one -

Simba McElwaine. nah that's crap too. hmm this is upsetting. I feel like such a failure.

Roxy


My cousins' one is good - Bunty Donnelly.
Then I have more cousins who have a dog called James so using that I get James Rudden - which is the name of one of my other cousins so that's not very nice.

-Hi, I'm James Rudden.
-Hey, that's a real porn-star name isn't it?
-Er, yes.

gilly

Bisto Lynch,

or maybe... Lady Lynch,

or even after the kitten... Lucky Lynch!

All of which, still pale in comparrison with pussy cummings ..lol

Kisses

Gilly G-String:D

Macseamusa

horsekick I know how you feel, mines Tiny Cassidy we would have to go into the business together to get anywhere

Dexy

Jasper Stears aint to shabby if i do say so some true jems on this here forum

stickinikki

heh, i knew somebody whose name was "fudge mcgee" tee-hee-hee

mine is coco brown...with a name like that i should be black.

Sir

Em...

Think this could be "Pussy Cummings" not so successful sibling...

Popeye Cummings...