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Yurmasyurda · 2003-02-05 20:11:50

A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a question. As he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a woman beside him and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast. They are both quite startled. The man turns to her and says, "Miss, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you'll…

05-02-2003 8:11pm

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Yurmasyurda

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A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a question. As he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a woman beside him and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast. They are both quite startled.

The man turns to her and says, "Miss, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive me."

She replies, "If your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 201"

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#2 06-02-2003 4:13am

Pugsley

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lol, nice wan

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#3 06-02-2003 1:41pm

Evil Jose

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g'wan the mystery lady!!

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#4 06-02-2003 1:50pm

Ixidor

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It's funny...
pitty it's not true..
if it was true then it would be really good

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#5 06-02-2003 1:59pm

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its a good one old as well but good all the same!

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#6 06-02-2003 2:06pm

JohnK

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lol
Cant beat those chance encounters

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