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Hospital Joke

  • 04-02-2003 3:55pm
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,362 ✭✭✭


    This guy lying in a hospital bed says to the nurse

    "How's about a kiss nurse?"

    "No" says the nurse.

    "Go on. Just one kiss"

    "No" says the nurse.

    "Please. Just one kiss".

    "No" says the nurse. "I shouldn't even be giving you a w * nk".


Comments

  • Closed Accounts Posts: 235 ✭✭domeara01


    good i like it i like it.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 61 ✭✭dragon heart


    lol heard it b4 classic though

    or

    there was this doctor from canada visiting a hospital in ireland and in the room a man is **** off and the doctor from canada says whats going on here? and the irish doc replies he has a very rare condition where he produces so much sperm he has to keep masterbating or he'll be in alot of pain!!! oh right says the canadian and continues down the hall where they pass another room and the nurse is giving this man a blowjob and the canadian goes oh my god whats going on here? and the irish doc says oh its the same problem as with the man next door except he has a better health plan!!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 235 ✭✭domeara01


    thats not bad now i tell you.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 234 ✭✭Mistakill


    CLass jokes both of them


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 722 ✭✭✭Drunk pirate


    Lol! The second one was class!!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,228 ✭✭✭Acidflash


    both classics :)


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