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Riddle 1

  • 27-04-2000 10:40am
    #1
    The Riddler
    Closed Accounts Posts: 19 ✭


    I can slash but I have no knife, I can dash but I have no legs, I can pound but I have no hammer, I can star but I have no stage. What am I?


Comments

  • #2
    BossArky
    Moderators, Arts Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 9,588 Mod ✭✭✭✭BossArky


    a nutter?


  • #3
    Jak
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,643 ✭✭✭Jak


    My Cat.



  • #4
    Jak
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,643 ✭✭✭Jak


    And stay off my fkin computer you little *****.


  • #5
    Jaden
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,393 ✭✭✭Jaden



    Ure a Keyboard

    YaY for me.


    Hail To The King, Baby.

    Jaden.


  • #6
    DeVore
    Business & Finance Moderators, Entertainment Moderators Posts: 32,387 Mod ✭✭✭✭DeVore


    I'm a fire-truck!!!! WOOOHOOO!!!!

    DeV.


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  • #7
    MiCr0
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,265 ✭✭✭MiCr0


    devore
    stressful day?
    wink.gif

    MiCr0


  • #8
    Take it
    Closed Accounts Posts: 631 ✭✭✭Take it


    ROFLOL AT dev not with you at you! wink.gif


  • #9
    DeVore
    Business & Finance Moderators, Entertainment Moderators Posts: 32,387 Mod ✭✭✭✭DeVore


    Micro, more then I could explain...

    Take It, I'm laughing near you...


    *BRRRRUMMMMMMM, EEERRKKK... BRUUUUMMMM*
    *NEE NAAAWWW NEEE NAWWWW*

    DeV.




  • #10
    Lump
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,984 ✭✭✭✭Lump


    Oranges..............................................................................................................Oh and Bannanas.



  • #11
    Shiminay
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 28,633 Mod ✭✭✭✭Shiminay


    Originally posted by DeVore:

    *BRRRRUMMMMMMM, EEERRKKK... BRUUUUMMMM*
    *NEE NAAAWWW NEEE NAWWWW*

    DeV.


    What would your clients say if they saw something like this??? wink.gif


    All the best,

    Dav
    @B^)
    My page of stuff


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  • #12
    MiCr0
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,265 ✭✭✭MiCr0


    tbh deVore that doesn't clarify anything at all.


  • #13
    Gamblor
    Closed Accounts Posts: 232 ✭✭Gamblor


    Devore ...can i be an ambulance ??? or a garda car !!!!!
    cus i'm filth anyway !!!
    ***** Feel my Evil Neon Claws *****


  • #14
    Q_Ball
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,325 ✭✭✭Q_Ball


    U're some sort of pokemon???


  • #15
    Blitzkrieger
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,660 ✭✭✭Blitzkrieger


    you're a window!

    I didn't get the other ones right away so I gave up smile.gif


  • #16
    Take it
    Closed Accounts Posts: 631 ✭✭✭Take it


    Hes a keyboard u fools!


  • #17
    Hobbes
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,264 ✭✭✭✭Hobbes


    He could be a typewriter. Any of you kids here know what a typewriter is?

    Could be computer card puncher too.



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