Urban myths

Yavvy

Speaking of Disgusting if true I have heard some classic Urban myths recently. A friend sat me down and told me a load ( previously i thought they were true stories) any who....

Im sure we have all heard the following urban myths..

The dead body fùcker
the finished **** and found a hot cup of tea
The holiday "**** in the bed" story
the Needle in the lemon/vinegar
The rat in the bucket of KFC / big mac
The dog in the local Chinese fridge
and so on.....

Does any one know a good urban myth ???????????????

chernobyl

Girls dont poop.

elexes

good female computer games player
girls that know how to drive
girls that can drink loads and not be drink
blond girl that is smart
hmmm loads ill just stop hear

ballooba

Originally posted by Alany
the Needle in the vinegar

Definitely not an urban myth, just cos your mate has never actually seen it doesn't mean it isn't true. If your mate told you it was true would you definitely believe them.

aidan_dunne

Originally posted by elexes
girls that know how to drive

No longer an urban myth. Just think of the likes of lady racer Sarah Kavanagh. Believe me, I've seen her in action and she'd put many a male driver to shame. Pity finances seem to be hindering her career as she's got some serious talent, I reckon.

Looks very nice in a set of tight, fireproof racing overalls as well, I must say!

francie brady

I know of 3 goods ones and if you all come around i'll tell you them.

While driving home one day this man runs over a cat. He decides to go back and make sure it's dead. He goes back and has some trouble findin it. Eventualy he finds it in the ditch. It'sd still alive so he takes out his wheel brace and bangs it over the head toput it out of agonny. He drives away. Few miles up the road he gets pulled over by some gardes. Garde informs him that he's been seen killing a womens cat with a wheel brace. Man explains that he had run over the cat and he was makin sure it was dead with his wheel brace. Then garde informs him that the cat he had run over it stuck to the mans front bumper and that the cat he had killed was a womens cat which had been asleep in the ditch.

I have two others but i couldn't be bothered to write them. they involve a girl with dog food and a serial killer.

Vuk

Waking up in a bath of ice.....kidneys removed

yellum

Originally posted by Vuk
Waking up in a bath of ice.....kidneys removed

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pickarooney

Bloke at party, wanders around the house, into a bedroom where another guy is shafting some young wan bent over the windowsill. Second chap passes the parcel, so to speak, and first fellow goes to work, disovers girl has passed out and pulls her back inside the room only to discover it's his own sister.

Yavvy

Ahhh I forgot about the dog food one....Thats a great one.
As I remember it is was a 18 year old from finglas hahahahah.

Sick sick sick

I liked that one about the girl in the window...Only thing about that one is its exteamly likley

daveg

Second chap passes the parcel

LMFAO

hussey

not really along the same lines but

KFC had to change there name cause there chicken was rubber or something

I was out shoppin in town and we said we'd grab a Burger K, and I suggested KFC, he told me that story

I asked him did he ever hear of spam, and then the penny dropped.

koneko

Originally posted by elexes
good female computer games player
girls that know how to drive
girls that can drink loads and not be drink
blond girl that is smart
hmmm loads ill just stop hear

Yer a bit lonely, intcha?


http://www.snopes.com
Very good site

tman

While driving home one day this man runs over a cat. He decides to go back and make sure it's dead. He goes back and has some trouble findin it. Eventualy he finds it in the ditch. It'sd still alive so he takes out his wheel brace and bangs it over the head toput it out of agonny. He drives away. Few miles up the road he gets pulled over by some gardes. Garde informs him that he's been seen killing a womens cat with a wheel brace. Man explains that he had run over the cat and he was makin sure it was dead with his wheel brace. Then garde informs him that the cat he had run over it stuck to the mans front bumper and that the cat he had killed was a womens cat which had been asleep in the ditch.

that's not an urban myth, that's one of billy connoly's jokes:rolleyes:

Rabies

Originally posted by yellum
Pure Myth
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ha ha....
great site....



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think i'll go order myself a kidney..... feeling hungry tonight

Yavvy

think i'll go order myself a kidney..... feeling hungry tonight

mmmmm Kidney...What are kidneys good for besides eating ?
Never could figure out that their function in the human body was...must be cool cuase there is two of them.

Getting back to Urban myths Has any one heard the one about getting out reciving points on your driving licience ? something to do with over paying the fine ????

pickarooney

Kidneys? Filtering pish, no?

The Gopher

Heres a great film one.Apparently in the Lion King the word"sex"was subliminally entered into a scene.Look very closely(it can help to tilt your head sideways to the left) when looking at the picture and you should be able to make it out:D

http://www.snopes.com/disney/films/lionking.htm

I always wondered why such a popular kids film never seemed to get a terrestrial tv airing-is this the reason?



Does anyone remember the one about the robbers in Dublin who were alledgedly approaching women with perfume samples that were actually knock out gases?Despite the fact the email was almost certainly American and edited with Irish placenames it managed to get coverage from some dopey DJ on 2FM as well as in one of the sunday tabloids.Which confirmed my long held suspicion that newspaper sources inside the Gardai etc dont actually exist and are used only to back up a story.

One that has been around for as long as I remember was the rumour that in the film 3 men and a baby the ghost of a boy who commited suicide can be seen in one scene.I never personally noticed the figure but I remember plenty of people claiming to have seen it.
A quick search on snopes.com reveals that there probably never was a boy who killed himself in the house and the figure was a cardboard cutout which was meant to play a part in the film but was left out at the cutting room.
Or so the studio claims.............

Yavvy

Oh the thing with the lion king is true..all true, I spent 20 minutes one day with some friends testing this and its true that when you pause the cloud at the correct time it spells SEX...

Now I didnt think about sex during the film ( even when the rodent thing was in the grass skirt) so I dont think it worked

however when you pause it on the word sex and say "yeah it does spell sex" you think about sex...so 1-0 to the animator.

I think Disney have corrected the word now and it spells "Tell your parents to take you to Disney world" ..yes the cloud is biger

Littletinyman

The case of a "friend of a friend" having eaten a chicken burger or something from McDonalds / Burger King / Abrakebabra and going to the doctor and being told there was three sperm counts :P

rubadub

surprise birthday party. people burst into the room and theres the young birthday girl with honey smeared on her c.unt and the famlily dog is licking it off.

poitin crystallises in your stomach so if you drink water the next morning you get drunk.

the garlic sauce in abra's is semen with garlic powder

laws also apply to the gardai

DriftingRain

Ever seen the movie Urban Legends with Keri Russell? It is GREAT!!! A must see if you like scary movies. The first time I saw it the beginning made the hair on the back of my neck crawl!:)

Yavvy

arent urban legends great !

When told by a good story teller ...they can make the best scary stories. Ah in fact isnt that where the real story tellers got all their aclaim from, by taking some silly story and making ut a great urban legend.

But I guess I have heard them all cause I havent been surprised by a new story in years

Blitzkrieger

Originally posted by hussey


KFC had to change there name cause there chicken was rubber or something

odsg! I know it's bad manners to point out typos, but please learn the difference between "there" and "their".

Originally posted by The Gopher

I always wondered why such a popular kids film never seemed to get a terrestrial tv airing-is this the reason?

The subscription based Disney channel keep it for themselves.

lordsippa

One of those "friends of a friend" stories but:

These guys were in this pub and who'd they run into but U2. So having a few on them they go and start talking to the band and end up trying to drink each other under the table. Bono got up singing and then passed out and Larry Mullen and The Edge are supposedly the biggest alco's in the world how they can hold their booze.