Best Comeback Line...EVER...????

cupthehand

Marine Corps General Reinwald was interviewed on the radio the other day
and you have to read his reply to the lady who interviewed him
concerning guns and children. Regardless of how you feel about gun laws
you got to love this!!!! This is one of the best comeback lines of all
time. It is a portion of a National Public Radio (NPR) interview between
a female broadcaster and US Marine Corps General Reinwald who was about
to sponsor a Boy Scout Troop visiting his military installation.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: So, General Reinwald, what things are you going to
teach these young boys when they visit your base?

GENERAL REINWALD: We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery,
and shooting.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't it?

GENERAL REINWALD: I don't see why, they'll be properly supervised on the
rifle range.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Don't you admit that this is a terribly
dangerous activity to be teaching children?

GENERAL REINWALD: I don't see how. We will be teaching them proper rifle
discipline before they even touch a firearm.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: But you're equipping them to become violent killers.

GENERAL REINWALD: Well, you're equipped to be a prostitute, but you're
not one, are you?

The radio went silent and the interview ended.

Pugsley

rofl! brilliance, sheer brilliance! lot of good jokes tonight!

SouperComputer

suck it bitch, and like it!!!!

Karl Hungus

OMG! That's ****ing awesome!

I nearly woke the whole house laughing!

Tyrrial

Some people are just really good at one liners.... and..... i really wish i could be one of them

ozt9vdujny3srf

heh funneh

/me watches official court marshall on d'telly

Doodee

Just imagine sitting in traffic on your way to work and hearing this.

Many Chicago folks DID hear this on the WBAM FM morning show in
Chicago. The DJs
play a game where they award winners great prizes. The game is called
"Mate
Match". The DJs call someone at work and ask if they are married
or seriously
involved with someone. If the contestant answers "yes", he
or she is then asked
3 random yet highly personal questions.

The person is also asked to divulge the name of their partner (with
phone
number) for verification. If their partner answers those same three
questions
correctly, they both win the prize.

One particular game, however, several months ago made the City of Big
Shoulders
drop to its knees with laughter and is possibly the funniest thing
I've heard
yet. Anyway, here's how it all went down:

DJ: "Hey! Th! is is Edgar on WBAM. Have you ever heard of
'MateMatch'?"
Contestant: (laughing) "Yes, I have."
DJ: "Great! Then you know we're giving away a trip to
Orlando, Florida if
you win. What is your name? First only please."
Contestant: "Brian."
DJ: "Brian, are you married or what?"
Brian: "Yes."
DJ: "Yes? Does that mean you're married or you're
what?"
Brian: (laughing nervously) "Yes, I am married."
DJ: "Thank you. Now, what is your wife's name? First only
please."
Brian: "Sara."
DJ: "Is Sara at work, Brian?"
Brian: "She is gonna kill me."
DJ: "Stay with me here, Brian! Is she at work?"
Brian: (laughing) "Yes, she's at work."

DJ: "Okay, first question - when was t! he last time you had
sex?"
Brian: "She is gonna kill me."
DJ: "Brian! Stay with me here!"
Brian: "About 8 o'clock this morning."
DJ: "Atta boy, Brian."
Brian: (laughing sheepishly) "Well..."

DJ: "Question #2 - How long did it last?"
Brian: "About 10 minutes."
DJ: "Wow! You really want that trip, huh? No one would
ever have said that
if a trip wasn't at stake."
Brian: "Yeah, that trip sure would be nice."
DJ: "Okay. Final question. Where did you have sex at 8
o'clock this
morning?"
Brian: (laughing hard) "I, ummm, I, well..."
DJ: "This sounds good, Brian. Where was it at?"!
Brian: "Not that it was all that great, but her mom is
staying with us for a
couple of weeks..."
DJ: "Uh huh..."
Brian: "...and the Mother-In-Law was in the shower at the
time."
DJ: "Atta boy, Brian."
Brian: "On the kitchen table."
DJ: "Not that great?? That is more adventure than the
previous hundred
times I've done it. Okay folks, I will put Brian on hold,
get this
wife's work number and call her up. You listen to this."

(3 minutes of commercials follow.)

DJ: "Okay audience, let's call Sarah, shall we?"
(touch tones....
ringing....)
Clerk: "Kinkos."
DJ: "Hey, is Sara! h around there somewhere?"
Clerk: "This is she."

DJ: "Sarah, this is Edgar with WBAM. We are live on the
air right now and
I've been talking with Brian for a couple of hours
now."
Sarah: (laughing) "A couple of hours?"
DJ: "Well, a while now. He is on the line with us. Brian
knows not to give
any answers away or you'll lose. Sooooooo... do you know
the rules
of'MateMatch'?"
Sarah: "No."
DJ: "Good!"

Brian: (laughing)
Sarah: (laughing) "Brian, what the hell are you up to?"
Brian (laughing) "Just answer his questions honestly,okay?
Be completely
honest."
DJ: "Yeah yeah yeah. Sure. Now, I will ask you 3
questions, Sarah. If your
answers match Brian's answers, th! en the both of you will be
off to
Orlando, Florida for 5 days on us. Disney World. Sea World.
Tickets to
the Magic's game. The whole deal. Get it Sarah?"
Sarah: (laughing) "Yes."
DJ: "Alright. When did you last have sex, Sarah?"
Sarah: "Oh God, Brian....uh, this morning before Brian went
to work."
DJ: "What time?"
Sarah: "Around 8 this morning."
DJ: "Very good. Next question. How long did it last?"
Sarah: "12, 15 minutes maybe."
DJ: "Hmmmm. That's close enough. I am sure she is trying
to protect his
manhood. We've got one last question, Sarah. You are one
question
away from a trip to &n! bsp; Florida. Are you ready?"
Sarah: (laughing) "Yes."
DJ: "Where did you have it?"
Sarah: "OH MY GOD, BRIAN!! You didn't tell them that, did
you?"
Brian: "Just tell him, honey."
DJ: "What is bothering you so much, Sarah?"
Sarah: "Well, it's just that my mom is vacationing with us
and..."
DJ: Come on Sarah.....where did you have it?

Sarah: "In the ass....."

After a long pause, the DJ said, "Folks, we need to take a
station break.....

Kenshin

Both stories are funny

(They are urban legends though:
http://www.snopes.com/military/reinwald.htm
http://www.snopes.com/radiotv/tv/newlywed.htm )

nanook

I remember reading the one of the newly weds about 5 years ago and it was an austrailian radio, none the less it is still a brilliant story.

cournioni

LMAO... class!

JohnK

Brilliant

Carbiens

both oldies, both good

Acidflash

hilarious

SouperComputer

Originally posted by Doodee
Just imagine sitting in traffic on your way to work and hearing this.

Many Chicago folks DID hear this on the WBAM FM morning show in
Chicago. The DJs
play a game where they award winners great prizes. The game is called
"Mate
Match". The DJs call someone at work and ask if they are married
or seriously
involved with someone. If the contestant answers "yes", he
or she is then asked
3 random yet highly personal questions.

The person is also asked to divulge the name of their partner (with
phone
number) for verification. If their partner answers those same three
questions
correctly, they both win the prize.

One particular game, however, several months ago made the City of Big
Shoulders
drop to its knees with laughter and is possibly the funniest thing
I've heard
yet. Anyway, here's how it all went down:

DJ: "Hey! Th! is is Edgar on WBAM. Have you ever heard of
'MateMatch'?"
Contestant: (laughing) "Yes, I have."
DJ: "Great! Then you know we're giving away a trip to
Orlando, Florida if
you win. What is your name? First only please."
Contestant: "Brian."
DJ: "Brian, are you married or what?"
Brian: "Yes."
DJ: "Yes? Does that mean you're married or you're
what?"
Brian: (laughing nervously) "Yes, I am married."
DJ: "Thank you. Now, what is your wife's name? First only
please."
Brian: "Sara."
DJ: "Is Sara at work, Brian?"
Brian: "She is gonna kill me."
DJ: "Stay with me here, Brian! Is she at work?"
Brian: (laughing) "Yes, she's at work."

DJ: "Okay, first question - when was t! he last time you had
sex?"
Brian: "She is gonna kill me."
DJ: "Brian! Stay with me here!"
Brian: "About 8 o'clock this morning."
DJ: "Atta boy, Brian."
Brian: (laughing sheepishly) "Well..."

DJ: "Question #2 - How long did it last?"
Brian: "About 10 minutes."
DJ: "Wow! You really want that trip, huh? No one would
ever have said that
if a trip wasn't at stake."
Brian: "Yeah, that trip sure would be nice."
DJ: "Okay. Final question. Where did you have sex at 8
o'clock this
morning?"
Brian: (laughing hard) "I, ummm, I, well..."
DJ: "This sounds good, Brian. Where was it at?"!
Brian: "Not that it was all that great, but her mom is
staying with us for a
couple of weeks..."
DJ: "Uh huh..."
Brian: "...and the Mother-In-Law was in the shower at the
time."
DJ: "Atta boy, Brian."
Brian: "On the kitchen table."
DJ: "Not that great?? That is more adventure than the
previous hundred
times I've done it. Okay folks, I will put Brian on hold,
get this
wife's work number and call her up. You listen to this."

(3 minutes of commercials follow.)

DJ: "Okay audience, let's call Sarah, shall we?"
(touch tones....
ringing....)
Clerk: "Kinkos."
DJ: "Hey, is Sara! h around there somewhere?"
Clerk: "This is she."

DJ: "Sarah, this is Edgar with WBAM. We are live on the
air right now and
I've been talking with Brian for a couple of hours
now."
Sarah: (laughing) "A couple of hours?"
DJ: "Well, a while now. He is on the line with us. Brian
knows not to give
any answers away or you'll lose. Sooooooo... do you know
the rules
of'MateMatch'?"
Sarah: "No."
DJ: "Good!"

Brian: (laughing)
Sarah: (laughing) "Brian, what the hell are you up to?"
Brian (laughing) "Just answer his questions honestly,okay?
Be completely
honest."
DJ: "Yeah yeah yeah. Sure. Now, I will ask you 3
questions, Sarah. If your
answers match Brian's answers, th! en the both of you will be
off to
Orlando, Florida for 5 days on us. Disney World. Sea World.
Tickets to
the Magic's game. The whole deal. Get it Sarah?"
Sarah: (laughing) "Yes."
DJ: "Alright. When did you last have sex, Sarah?"
Sarah: "Oh God, Brian....uh, this morning before Brian went
to work."
DJ: "What time?"
Sarah: "Around 8 this morning."
DJ: "Very good. Next question. How long did it last?"
Sarah: "12, 15 minutes maybe."
DJ: "Hmmmm. That's close enough. I am sure she is trying
to protect his
manhood. We've got one last question, Sarah. You are one
question
away from a trip to &n! bsp; Florida. Are you ready?"
Sarah: (laughing) "Yes."
DJ: "Where did you have it?"
Sarah: "OH MY GOD, BRIAN!! You didn't tell them that, did
you?"
Brian: "Just tell him, honey."
DJ: "What is bothering you so much, Sarah?"
Sarah: "Well, it's just that my mom is vacationing with us
and..."
DJ: Come on Sarah.....where did you have it?

Sarah: "In the ass....."

After a long pause, the DJ said, "Folks, we need to take a
station break.....

aw holy lamb of jeasus!!! HA HA HA, thats classic!

DriftingRain

I think I would have the reddest cheeks in the USA if that happnd to me!:eek:

Doodee

had 1 or 2 more but lost em.

my question is, did they win the holiday?

Raptor666

What about the exchange supposed to have taken place between the US Navey and Canadian Coast Guard

USNavy : Approaching Ship please change your course 10deg south

CoastGuard: Negative please adjust your course 10 Degrees North

USN : This is a US Navy ship please change your course now

CG: This is the Canadian Coastguard Please change your course.

USN: This is the USS Eisenhour (Probably spelled wrong) A large ship in the US Navy Change your course now.

CG: This is a lighthouse your call

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Befor the replys start i know thats not the exact wording but it's close enough for me

woosaysdan

Originally posted by Doodee
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Sarah: "In the ass....."

[/B]

didnt see that coming but then nither did she!!!!!

tman

DJ: Come on Sarah.....where did you have it?

Sarah: "In the ass....."

roffle, dumb broad