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Chicken soap for the beer drinkers soul!!

  • 27-01-2003 10:33am
    #1
    memphis
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    > > > > Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I
    > > > > drink I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and
    > > > > think about the workers in the brewery and all of their
    > > > > hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they
    > > > > might be out of work and their dreams would be
    > > > > shattered. Then I say to myself, "It is better that I
    > > > > drink this beer and let their dreams come true than
    > > > > be selfish and worry about my liver."
    > > > > -- Jack Handy
    > > > >
    > > > >
    > > > > I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they
    > > > > wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're
    > > > > going to feel all day.
    > > > > --Frank Sinatra
    > > > >
    > > > >
    > > > > An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk
    > > > > to spend time with his fools.
    > > > > --Ernest Hemingway
    > > > >
    > > > >
    > > > > A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have
    > > > > the decency to thank her.
    > > > > --W.C. Fields
    > > > >
    > > > >
    > > > > When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up
    > > > > reading.
    > > > > --Henny Youngman
    > > > >
    > > > >
    > > > > 24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case.
    > > > > Coincidence? I think not!
    > > > > --Stephen Wright
    > > > >
    > > > >
    > > > > When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we
    > > > > fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin.
    > > > > When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. Sooooo,
    > > > > let's all get drunk and go to heaven!
    > > > > -- Brian O'Rourke
    > > > >
    > > > >
    > > > > Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be
    > > > > happy.
    > > > > --Benjamin Franklin
    > > > >
    > > > >
    > > > > Without question, the greatest invention in the
    > > > > history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the
    > > > > wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel
    > > > > does not go nearly as well with pizza.
    > > > > --Dave Barry
    > > > >
    > > > > Beer: Helping ugly people have sex since 400 B.C.!


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