McGuiver Vs The A Team

Wyverne

Ok gentlemen. In similar tones to the Buffy
Vs Cordelia post, i would like you all to
Vote for your Side. But first.... consider
the following.


the scene is set, an abandoned nuclear test
site and plant. the place was covered with
army officials still lingering in the post-
war winning phase known as 'Bigheaded-
smalldickedness' (which we all know is why
they keep building bigger and bigger tanks
and guns).


McGuiver, sat back behind the jeep he took
for cover. this was a tough job. he had
recently ascertained that the Irish had
taken over this plant with a view to
destroying the world ten times over, so that
all their tourist and refugee problems
would be solved. stringent methods, one
thinks, for merely dealing with a
governmental problem, and yes its true, but
mcguiver knew he was dealing with maniacs
that could not be reasoned with.


he hastily removed his mask after testing
the oxygenised air ratio and found it to be
stable.... as yet...

he neede a distraction in order to get into
the plant and sabotage the nuclear firing
station on the second floor next to the
womens toilets, or so satalite intelligence
told him, which he had managed to re-route
into pen knife and through to his pocket TV.


so.. taking out his trusty pen knife his
used the magnifying glass on it to fuse the
rubber on the tyres to the chewing gum he
had in his mouth. he figured that the sun,
fused rubber and chewing gum, just might
work and give him the distraction he needed.

after placing the chewing gum down, he ran.
seconds later the jeep exploded. he turned
around with a wry smile. that always seemed
to work for him and he had no idea why, if
he had used lid green fairy liquid -- hands
that do dishes are as.....-- it would still
have blown up for him. ah well, not to
worry, on he must go to destroy the nuclear
firing station,


2 miles northwest of his position:

"you shut your face or am gonna pound you so
hard"

now now BA we have to calm down and work as
a team in order to help that little old
woman and her ripe young daughter to defeat
the horrible maniacal irish who want to
destroy the earth.

ba i want you to build an armoured tank and
machine gun out of that old WOODEN cart
over there, while murdoch and i try and
infiltrate the test area and sabotage the
firing mechanisim. face while we do that i
want you to go over to that nuclear
controller (who just happens to be a woman)
and try and PUMP her for information, and
if possible try and convert her to our side.


so lads who manages to sabotage the nuclear
test firing station first and why!!!!!


Wyverne

Hobbes

It was you who did it while everyone was reading all that.

Monty - the one and only

Ahh!Wyverne

So you finaly woke up after yer long slumber

metalchicken

The A-team would do it first. They have Face. He was a babe. If I was a nuclear scientist and he tried to get me to help him then I definetely would. And so they would sabotage the station before that McGuiver bloke. If I was helping them anyway.

I sound like an excited kid. Sorry.

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Hobbes

Actually the A-Team would do it first, because if they are already working on the supertank made out of a cardboard box then your into the last 10 minutes of the show, where as McGuyver normally has to do at least 4 different methods of using the earths gravitational field and ducttape before he gets anything done.

Dave

I would have to say that the A-Team would coz the a-team and mac would run into each other and B.A. would find out what mac had done to the jeep and pound him saying that he could have built a better tank with it and possibly a little stove to warm up his milk

LegacyUser

Do you lot know anything ?
its : MacGyver......

And btw , the A-Team would be too busy helping old defenceless people to be able to deal with a nuclear bomb.

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metalchicken

Mmmmmmmmmmmm, Face.
Nice piccie Hobbes.

Where on earth did you get that? Im not complaining, mind you.(*she cackles madly*)

ThunderingMike

Sadly, Macgyver would win. Hell give the A-Team all the guns you want , they are still going to miss Macgyver with every single ****ing bullet! Mr.T will be too busy 'drivin' ma van foo' to kick macgyvers ass and he would destroy those mad Irishmen. All maccy would need is a tin can , a match and some jolt cola. Voila , a make shift flame thrower! Get those crazy Irishmen Maccy!

Stephen

Nah, the A-Team owns McGuyver. He'll be busily working away on using the direction of the water flow in the womens' toilet to power his laser death gun while the A-Team drive their van into the place and start kickin' a$$ They actually WILL have to KICK a$$ because they will miss with every bullet as usual. McGuyver's toilet laser death gun will explode and kill him during the A-Team's battle

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Gamblor

Ahh but MC's will win as well he will make a stargate out of his pen knife, and then call a sh!te load of of alien thingy's to come and save the day, then they will all get p1ssed as farts and one of them will fall and press the launch button ( i'd say it will be Wyverne who presses the button.
and all be cause he want's the last word !!!

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the celtic tiger

I notice metalchicken that u said Face WAS a babe....LIES , ALL LIES! He was still is and always will be the best looking man on television IMHO! Just check out the pictures below!



and not forgetting.........




There they are......best looking man on television without a doubt!

tct

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In all seriousness....the greatest place on earth!

Shiminay

But what about Knightrider....???

/me stirs it up...

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Von

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metalchicken

Originally posted by Von:
No comment
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Oh wow
Hehe

Hobbes

Originally posted by metalchicken:
Oh wow
Hehe

Hey MC, you can personalised Dirk Benidict books and posters.

Tip #33, If female, flirt a bit more, drop hints and leave a PO BOX. (note: Doesn't work on me).

FreaK_BrutheR

But most of all you like men with big bodies.

the celtic tiger

wha'?

tct

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In all seriousness....the greatest place on earth!

Hobbes

The a-team may miss with every shot, but at least with one bullet aimed at a car it was guaranteed to take off 20 feet into the air and spin around and crash (of course the occupants always seemed to get out despite the fact most cars don't come with roll cages).

What would the dukes think of all this? I guess the plant would be safe unless they were planning to build it in a hidden mine in Hazzard county.

Gamblor

yeah but if it was Scooby and the gang would find it and tell the whole world about it !!

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metalchicken

LOL