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  • Registered Users Posts: 12,309 ✭✭✭✭Bard


    Nipped in the bud by dahamsta.


  • Business & Finance Moderators, Entertainment Moderators Posts: 32,387 Mod ✭✭✭✭DeVore


    And then trampled into the ground by me....


    DeV.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2 Mr.Peebody


    please kick me out please, yeer all a shower of bastards


  • Registered Users Posts: 35,524 ✭✭✭✭Gordon


    I'm confused - are we all a bunch of wanks still or have we changed to only being bastards?


  • Business & Finance Moderators, Entertainment Moderators Posts: 32,387 Mod ✭✭✭✭DeVore


    I think I'd prefer to be **** bastards myself... though the jury is still out on that one.

    It would seem that in Cork we are bastards, which... to be fair... is still humanoid. In Dublin we are "****" by which its unclear if he meant the verb or some icky noun!

    I'm suprised we havent been called Geebags or Langers yet...

    DeV.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 931 ✭✭✭ozpass


    Whereas in Limerick, Mr. "SLAYER! SLAYER!" bears a grudge against AngelWhore alone. The rest of us (by implication) are neither **** nor bastards.


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,240 ✭✭✭hussey


    Geebag, I think people with bum-fluff above their lip use that one
    .. haven't heard that in a while


  • Registered Users Posts: 11,987 ✭✭✭✭zAbbo


    Im sure the culchie population will still refer to yee as "who-ares"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,025 ✭✭✭yellum


    Langer is far too nice an insult for ye


  • Registered Users Posts: 20,099 ✭✭✭✭WhiteWashMan


    Im still convinced that cúnt is far too nice for most of you lot.

    im trying to think of somthing more insulting though....


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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 16,659 ✭✭✭✭dahamsta


    Langer is far too nice an insult for ye

    Get back to work dosser!

    adam


  • Registered Users Posts: 12,309 ✭✭✭✭Bard


    Originally posted by DeVore
    I'm suprised we havent been called [...] Langers yet...

    You haven't crossed Roy Keane yet, have you? :p


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,483 ✭✭✭✭daveirl


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,483 ✭✭✭✭daveirl


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,478 ✭✭✭GoneShootin


    i came across a new one for me today, supposidly a term from Northside of Cork City, ala Mayfield and such

    *Gone begins "norrie" mode"
    meer timi boi, ill fukin CLAIM ya boi !!
    *Gone exits "norrie" mode"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,025 ✭✭✭yellum


    Claim Ya is not just a Northside phrase ya spacer. Claim Ya is used all over Cork, like. claim ya = I would like to start a fight with you

    Daveirl: Last I know your Dept used the Uni's main proxy server which is used in most computer labs in college now.

    Dahamsta: Back to work ? I'm back in a month. *cough* *sneeze*


  • Business & Finance Moderators, Entertainment Moderators Posts: 32,387 Mod ✭✭✭✭DeVore


    GS: when I was a nipper (<-- insert old fogie joke here) we'd have used that term. In fact if someone "claimed ya" it meant that after school, at an organised time and place (organised by seconds in command and communicated to the spectators) you were expected to fight you claimant :)

    Failure to turn up was a grave offence (and obviously considered the worst kind of loss!).

    yellum: haha snared!

    daveirl: Gimme a target :)

    DeV.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 16,659 ✭✭✭✭dahamsta


    GS: when I was a nipper (<-- insert old fogie joke here)

    Do you still have the gas mask DeV?

    adam


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,025 ✭✭✭yellum


    No but I bet all his workmates have em handy.... :p


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,478 ✭✭✭GoneShootin


    GS

    yes uncie dev, teach me the ways of old :D


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  • Registered Users Posts: 2,372 ✭✭✭Illkillya


    Originally posted by daveirl
    hmm both have UCC IP addresses and both are from the proxy in my department....

    haha dave, don't you realise who it is... Lyonzy and Philip Murphy from Carrigaline!! :)


  • Registered Users Posts: 7,468 ✭✭✭Evil Phil


    Originally posted by Mr.Peebody
    please kick me out please, yeer all a shower of bastards

    I refer you to my personal website http://www.showerofbastards.com. It basically tells the story of my life for the last year. I'm sure you'll find it a lot more interesting than yours.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,478 ✭✭✭GoneShootin


    indeed :rolleyes:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,483 ✭✭✭✭daveirl


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  • Registered Users Posts: 35,524 ✭✭✭✭Gordon


    Originally posted by Evil Phil
    I refer you to ...
    ming3_bw.jpg

    Rarrrrrr!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,564 ✭✭✭Typedef


    In the big smoke, we just say.

    "So ye tink yer hard do ya.
    want yer fukin go or wha?"

    "Yeah that's right woofter boy... run back t yer ma"

    and last but not least

    "Wha d'ya say about my ma?"

    "are ye startin"
    <loafs someone>
    "no I'm finish-in"

    and such.


  • Business & Finance Moderators, Entertainment Moderators Posts: 32,387 Mod ✭✭✭✭DeVore


    Originally posted by yellum
    No but I bet all his workmates have em handy.... :p

    You've never worked with Regi!!!

    DeV.


  • Business & Finance Moderators, Entertainment Moderators Posts: 32,387 Mod ✭✭✭✭DeVore


    LOL Gordon... thats a good friend of mine!

    You can find out *why* he's doing that at:
    www.ourreallybigadventure.com

    Basically he is traveling the world for a year and he came up with the idea that since he didnt have to look "proper" for a day job... he'd grow a beard. Then for laughs (since he's in reasonably constant contact with us through the internet) he'd let his mates back home control what sort of beard he had to grow... well you can imagine that we took a lot of fun in suggesting stuff (though I note with concern that my suggestion of Prince's narrow pointed jowls has yet to materialise, Mr King! ) and the results were duely posted for our amusement at:

    http://www.ourreallybigadventure.com/activities/Facial.html

    So there you go. I have some very strange friends :)

    DeV.


  • Registered Users Posts: 78,412 ✭✭✭✭Victor


    Originally posted by Typedef
    In the big smoke, we just say.
    What about "whatchu lookinat?!" and "You lookinat me?"


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  • Registered Users Posts: 2,876 ✭✭✭Borzoi


    Originally posted by DeVore


    So there you go. I have some very strange friends :)

    DeV.

    Do you mean that you know some (many?) strange people?:D


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