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How to give more than 100% at work

  • 21-01-2003 3:17pm
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 646 ✭✭✭


    Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?
    We have all been to those meetings where someone wants over 100%.
    How about achieving 103%?

    Here's a little math that might prove helpful. What makes life 100% ?

    If:
    A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
    is represented as:
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

    Then:
    H A R D W O R K
    8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98%

    K N O W L E D G E
    11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96%

    But,
    A T T I T U D E
    1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100%

    And,
    B U L L S H I T
    2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103%

    So, it stands to reason that hard work and knowledge will get you close, attitude will get you there, but bull**** will put you over the top. And look how far ass kissing will take you :

    A S S K I S S I N G
    1 19 19 11 9 19 19 9 14 7 = 118%

    I HAVE FINALLY MANAGED TO UNDERSTAND MY WORKPLACE............


Comments

  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,754 ✭✭✭Big Chief


    lol its all making sense now :p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,780 ✭✭✭JohnK


    lol :D
    true for all of life situations :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,136 ✭✭✭Pugsley


    So thats how to make millions with ease.... :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 62 ✭✭Evil Jose


    Wow....................it's all becoming so clear now.........:D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,964 ✭✭✭memphis


    Yep, excellent, it sure does all make sense now!!!


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