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Sausages

  • 20-01-2003 9:18am
    #1
    Big Chief
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,754 ✭✭✭


    Shaun and Paul fancied a pint or two but didn't have a lot of money, all
    together they came to a staggering 50 pence.

    Shaun said 'Hang on I have got an idea' - he went to the next butchers shop
    and came out with one large Sausage.

    Paul: 'Are you crazy? Now we haven't got any money left at all'
    Shaun: 'Don't worry - just follow me' - and went into the next pub where he

    immediately ordered two pints and two large Jack Daniel's.
    Paul: 'Now you have lost it - do you know how much trouble we will be in we haven't got any money!!'

    Shaun: 'Don't' worry - I have got a plan - Cheers'!! They had their
    drinks.

    Shaun said 'OK, I will now stick the sausage through my zip - you will go
    on your knees and put it in your mouth.

    Said and done - the landlord noticed it - went berserk and threw them out.

    They continued this, pub after pub, getting more and more drunk - all for
    free.

    At the 10th pub Paul said ' Mate - I don't think I can continue this anymore'
    Shaun: 'How do you think I feel - I lost the sausage in the 3rd pub'


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