Freedom

chrisdahl

Hello! Please send me some spam to chrisdahl76@hotmail.com - thank you!

oeNeo

No!

Oeneus

I'd tell you to shove it up your ass and eat it!:cool:

lordsippa

"Hello. I'd like to buy your soul."

Oeneus

How much?

Mossy Monk

financial freedom through email

ooooh, where do i sign

The Gopher

Hi Chris!
I was found not guilty of running a fraud operation in which I swindled the elderly and vulnerable users of internet forums who hadnt logged off since 1995 and so forgot that there were conmen in the outisde world.I netted over £600,000 punts of property in the 90s and due to rising house prices made myself a tidy sum of cash. My sucess was made easier when some of my victims commited suicide due to feelings of being gullible,foolish and all the rest.Therefore much of the prosecution eveidence died with them!

Perhaps we should go into partnership together in order to swindle a new generation?Surely my savvy evasion of a prison term shows the degree of professionalism I work in.
Pyramid schemes,forgery,credit card fraud,timeshare apartment scams,I am expertly trained in all those fields.As a test of my loyalty and commitment I could even organise the murders of Gerry Ryan,Marian Finucane and Pat Kenny so our victims cannot air their views of disgust and warn others of our scheme on their radio and television shows.
I look forward to your reply friend!

richindub2

Originally posted by Neo-
No!

you would do 'no'? :P

Gordon

YES!! And I am the Gopher's evyil sidekick "Flash - Gordon" and I will mail to your discreet email address posted up on an internet bulletin board that is obviously the email address you use for your personal mail too because it doesn't have a stupid spam number at the end. I will mail you and we will together with the Gopher TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!!

Oh I await your reply o'wondrous man of giving free money to all who deserve in her. I look forward to hearing your call of streets paved with gold and dogs made of chocolate. Ahhh fudge kittens *sigh*.....

Mr. Chris Dahmer please contact me at nofeckinpyramidschemesformethanksverymuchbutnoallthesame@yourea.conman
cheers good luck, thanks driver, welcome.

sceptre

Originally posted by chrisdahl
If I offer you the chance to reach financial freedom, what would you do?
Contact me at howstupiddoyouthinkyouare@hotmail.com, for more information.

Chris Dahl

I already have financial freedom - I achieved it through selling through this wonderful site

Gordon

lol sceptre that is hilarious!

I've put my bid in for the "piece of old wire, About an inch long, looks like copper. Might be fuse wire." as we speak, hope the auction doesn't hot up too much towards the final minute!

Barry Aldwell

Originally posted by chrisdahl
If I offer you the chance to reach financial freedom, what would you do?

Too late .My parents won the lotto. All I need is a gun and two bullets, and I'm set for life.

Cian

I gained my financial freedom from zombo.com.