The Two towers protest

hussey

I'm sure most of you will recall the petition to have the second lord of
the
rings film renamed after the WTC disaster. Well here are some choice quotes
from that petition.

818. C. Hart
I think it would be best, in light of recent events, if the film was simply
not shown at all. And by "recent events" I mean "that f*cking awful first
Lord of the Rings film."

1076. Sigmund Wonder
Oh thank you so much for this. Those shameless moneymongers care for
nothing but themselves. Baby Jesus cries every day because of them. Every
single day. Could you please start a petition to stop those fascist police
from using 911 as their phone number too?
That is also something that bothers me.

1102. Paul
they have no sensitivity, i wont even let my two twin kids stand next to
each other out of respect for 9/11

1183. Lionel Hutz
I myself am a big Elvis fan, and if they name the third film after the book
title "Return of the King" i will start my own petition....

1181. LordBunion
I think that Mr Peter Jenkins is an insensitive bastard. He should be
deported to New Zealand or something.

1177. Melkor
It is equally disrespectful that some people still have the nerve to use
matching pairs of shoes.

1172. Joseph Minkock
How about changing it to: "Frodo's Hilarious Journey"?

1225. Hamm Hurabi
I demand that the number two no longer be used!

1290. Nigel Morris
I already boycotted The Lord of the Rings because of its obvious reference
to hard, thrusting, dirty anal sex. And rings.

1346. burt convy's nipples
Yes, this exploitative Tolkien fellow should develop TV programs for Fox. I
say change the next movie to *honor* the event: something like "Frodo, the
Littlest Fireman."

1387. Ashton Kushner
I think it should be renamed "Dude, where's my precious?"

1444. Hugh Jorgan
May I suggest the name be changed to The Double-Headed Phallus of Doom?

1443. olly
I'll sign anything.

1434. William Shatner
I think Jackson's choice of title is shocking and offensive. Two new
buildings were recently constructed in my home town, but we managed to have
them demolished and the offenders removed from society.

1422. Ajax Cortina
While you're at it, let's ban the number 11. Everytime I see it, I cry.

1405. Pass
I believe Twins should be banned from entering Tower Records stores.

Wook

hehehe

'I think it should be renamed "Dude, where's my precious?"

Lucutus

Originally posted by hussey
1443. olly
I'll sign anything.

lol

tman

lmao, there's some quality ones in there.

I already boycotted The Lord of the Rings because of its obvious reference
to hard, thrusting, dirty anal sex. And rings.

TomTom

i suppose it is only the humour board

leeroybrown

I think it all points to Tolkien being a Nostradamus like figure who hid his predictions for the future in a veil of elvish, orcs and nazgul.

I wonder what other gems of future fortelling wisdom we can glema from his tome?