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Training courses for women

  • 17-01-2003 10:50am
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 646 ✭✭✭


    Women think they already know everything, but wait, training courses are
    now
    available for women on the following subjects:

    1. Silence, the Final Frontier: Where No Woman Has Gone Before.

    2. The Undiscovered Side of Banking: Making Deposits.

    3. Parties: Going Without New Outfits.

    4. Man Management: Minor Household Chores Can Wait until After The Game.

    5. Bathroom Etiquette I: Men Need Space in the Bathroom Cabinet Too.

    6. Bathroom Etiquette II: His Razor is His.

    7. Communication Skills I: Tears - The Last Resort, not the First.

    8. Communication Skills II: Thinking Before Speaking.

    9. Communication Skills III: Getting What you Want Without Nagging.

    10. Driving a Car Safely: A Skill You CAN Acquire.

    11. Telephone Skills: How to Hang Up.

    12. Introduction to Parking.

    13. Advanced Parking: Backing Into a Space.

    14. Water Retention: Fact or Fat.

    15. Cooking I: Bringing Back Bacon, Eggs and Butter.

    16. Cooking II: Bran and Tofu are Not for Human Consumption.

    17. Cooking III: How NOT to Inflict Your Diets on Other People.

    18. Compliments: Accepting Them Gracefully.

    19. PMS: Your Problem . .. . Not His.

    20. Dancing: Why Men Don't Like To.

    21. Classic Clothing: Wearing Outfits You Already Have.

    22. Household Dust: A Harmless Natural Occurrence Only Women Notice.

    23. Integrating Your Laundry: Washing It All Together.

    24. Oil and Petrol: Your Car Needs Both (not just tissues and air
    fresheners).

    25. TV Remotes: For Men Only.

    26. Getting ready to go out: Start the day before.

    Please register immediately as courses are in great demand.


Comments

  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,780 ✭✭✭JohnK


    Originally posted by John2002
    2. The Undiscovered Side of Banking: Making Deposits.

    LMAO :D:D:D:D:D:D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,339 ✭✭✭✭tman


    10. Driving a Car Safely: A Skill You CAN Acquire.
    :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,093 ✭✭✭woosaysdan


    12. Introduction to Parking.

    how true is dat!!!


  • Hosted Moderators Posts: 3,290 ✭✭✭TomTom


    this shall be printed and fixed to the fridge door


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