Short, limping hunchback with Irish accent sought over burglary

dahamsta · 16-01-2003 9:35am #1

(This is a real story.)

Detectives are hunting for a one-armed, four-and-a-half-foot tall, limping hunchback who has an Irish accent in connection with a £10,000 jewellery raid.

Five points for the best punchline.

adam

JohnK · 16-01-2003 9:37am

lmao

Pimp Ninja · 16-01-2003 9:58am

Dectives are hunting for a one-armed, four-and-a-half-foot tall, limping hunchback who has an Irish accent in connection with a £10,000 jewellery raid.

Dr. Richard Kimble claims its the same guy...

Local police chief claims,
"After reviewing the CCTV footage it was the large bag labelled 'SWAG' and not the striped jumper that gave him away.

nanook · 16-01-2003 1:38pm

Detectives are hunting for a one-armed, four-and-a-half-foot tall, limping hunchback who has an Irish accent in connection with a £10,000 jewellery raid.

Scotland yard have revealed that they are seeking the love child of that Quasi Modo and Girlie O'Leprechaun to assist them in their inquiries.

Gordon · 16-01-2003 1:46pm

Irelands Gardai have taken action by scouring all known amusement arcades. A large number of one armed bandit type fruit machines have been taken into custody for further questioning.

nanook · 16-01-2003 1:55pm

oh christ

i thought mine was bad, gordon you are the master:D

DRakE · 16-01-2003 1:59pm

Originally posted by Pimp Ninja
Local police chief claims,
"After reviewing the CCTV footage it was the large bag labelled 'SWAG' and not the striped jumper that gave him away.

LOL, thats funnier than the original imo

Dustaz · 16-01-2003 9:00pm

[/b]Detectives are hunting for a one-armed, four-and-a-half-foot tall, limping hunchback who has an Irish accent in connection with a £10,000 jewellery raid.[/b]

In other news, Lester Piggot dissapears after bizzarre threshing accident....

TomTom · 16-01-2003 9:23pm

hahahahahahahahaha poor old lester

Short, limping hunchback with Irish accent sought over burglary

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