Need help in bed : )

LegacyUser · 15-01-2003 3:10am #1

Hi i am 17 and my b/f doesn't do anything for me in med, I don't know what i should do. Sometimes he hurts me. I couldn't tell him, he might hit me or something. I wish i could tell him, I am thinking of getting some one else to plz me. I wish i couls meet a nice guy, with no strings attached. If you can help me or willing to meet up pl leave a reply. I will get in contact with you

Bye bye Lisa

noog · 15-01-2003 3:33am

indeed.

Karl Hungus · 15-01-2003 3:34am

Yeah, contact me at h0rnyguy4u@hotmale.com

Yurmasyurda · 15-01-2003 3:44am

Just tell him. I think it would hurt him more if you dump him over it, it's all a learning process and if he's around you're age you can learn from each other.

No strings aint all it's cracked up to be, some may disagree but they will burn in hell muwahahahaha :mad:

noog · 15-01-2003 3:44am

g'way angelwhore you sexy man beast, she's mine, i saw her first!

DapperGent · 15-01-2003 4:28am

I reckon you two should have to fight for the lovely Lisa's attentions.

Mercury_Tilt · 15-01-2003 6:41am

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Beruthiel · 15-01-2003 12:26pm

Originally posted by Mercury_Tilt
god its early

and you're mad! lol

Mr.Applepie · 15-01-2003 1:05pm

Originally posted by Beruthiel
and you're mad! lol

Ah i wouldnt say that. Slightly deranged but surely not mad

the Guru · 15-01-2003 1:15pm

jesus the Poor Guy must be really bad

The embarressment for the poor lad

The Corinthian · 15-01-2003 1:35pm

You just don't see good quality trolls anymore...

petes · 15-01-2003 1:48pm

Hey lisa your only young once no point in being tied down.You have to find the right person that makes you happy.Go out with more than 1 person before you give up altogether.I have a fried who has being going out with a girl since 14 and is now engaged to her at 21.I think id want to try a different biscuit form the biscuit tin before i settled on a favourite.

petes

The Corinthian · 15-01-2003 1:54pm

Originally posted by petes
Hey lisa your only young once no point in being tied down.You have to find the right person that makes you happy.Go out with more than 1 person before you give up altogether.I have a fried who has being going out with a girl since 14 and is now engaged to her at 21.I think id want to try a different biscuit form the biscuit tin before i settled on a favourite.

...but there's always someone dumb enough to fall for even the bad trolls.

Wook · 15-01-2003 2:07pm

should this post not be in 'humour' board ?

ozpass · 15-01-2003 2:07pm

I think id want to try a different biscuit form the biscuit tin before i settled on a favourite.

Unless it was a jammy dodger. They're bloody gorgeous them. Or a chocolate hobnob, phwoaaar!

the Guru · 15-01-2003 2:08pm

Excuse me for been Dumb but wtf are trolls

hussey · 15-01-2003 2:12pm

Originally posted by the Guru
Excuse me for been Dumb but wtf are trolls

Don't tell me never read billy goats gruff

from Merriam-Webster dictonary

a dwarf or giant in Scandinavian folklore inhabiting caves or hills

The Corinthian · 15-01-2003 2:15pm

Originally posted by the Gubu
Excuse me for been Dumb but wtf are trolls

http://info.astrian.net/jargon/terms/t/troll.html

But tbh, you don't have to know what a troll is to recognize a wind up.

ballooba · 15-01-2003 2:18pm

Originally posted by petes
Hey lisa your only young once no point in being tied down.You have to find the right person that makes you happy.

Ffs *she* just said that he hurts her. Nothing bout him tying *her* up!

the Guru · 15-01-2003 2:24pm

Originally posted by The Corinthian
http://info.astrian.net/jargon/terms/t/troll.html

But tbh, you don't have to know what a troll is to recognize a wind up.

ahhhhhhhh that type of troll

po0k · 15-01-2003 3:13pm

Insert "Cucumber A" into "Slot B"
Do you need an animated .gif too?

Stark · 15-01-2003 3:29pm

Hi i am 17 and my b/f doesn't do anything for me in med, I don't know what i should do. Sometimes he hurts me. I couldn't tell him, he might hit me or something

He might hit you? wtf? are you sure he's your bf, and not some guy who attacked and raped you?

Rolo Tomasi · 15-01-2003 3:39pm

Unless it was a jammy dodger. They're bloody gorgeous them. Or a chocolate hobnob, phwoaaar!

I'd have to say that choco kimberly are my favourite. I mean if I had to be stuck on a dessert island (cue drum roll) I'd definately take choco kimberly.

What do ya mean this post is not relevent!!!:mad:

Placebo · 15-01-2003 7:08pm

LMAO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL

Mewzel · 15-01-2003 8:21pm

if he's crap: tell him
if he hits you: dump him

McGinty · 15-01-2003 8:32pm

Lisa

Do you know what you like? If so show him or tell him, if he doesn't listen or does hit you, then get rid and find someone who will treat you right in bed, but to know what you want, you need to know what you like.

GoneShootin · 15-01-2003 8:57pm

Candidate for Fernando's New Beginnings

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Nevyn · 15-01-2003 9:39pm

There is a lot to be said for picking a slightly older partner for ur first love affair.

Lisa telling him what you want and insisting on being ready for intercourse does not make you a slut or frigid ( i know silly but ture that is out there) .

IF ur not ready relaxed enough or turned on enough it will hurt.
Case of guys being like a gas hob click they are ready and girls like an electric hob it takes a lil longer .
If he is not willing to but the time and effort in to make it good for you well then he is using you and does not care.

ok ok before i get ganged up on , maybe he doesnt know if so you have to teach him. We ladies are a lot differnt and it could be he has not learned to appericate that yet.

If he is abusive get rid of him. You will find a guy that will care for you and your needs.

Funny how it is that guys can get introduced to an older women for that first time and yet for a girl with an older guy that is still so taboo here.

Mercury_Tilt · 15-01-2003 10:03pm

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Victor · 15-01-2003 11:12pm

Originally posted by Thaed
Case of guys being like a gas hob click they are ready and girls like an electric hob it takes a lil longer

So thats why some women insist on gas.

Neil3030 · 15-01-2003 11:22pm

U fear this guy will hit you for telling him how to do it??

And i'm not getting laid.....

The_Bullman · 15-01-2003 11:28pm

you probably should close this thread before we see just how desperate most of the posters here are for a shag(myself included)

The Corinthian · 15-01-2003 11:53pm

Originally posted by The_Bullman
you probably should close this thread before we see just how desperate most of the posters here are for a shag(myself included)

And how gullible some are of such a poorly worded wind-up. Frankly this entire thread has reinforced many of my more proactive views on eugenics.

Pepe LeFrits · 16-01-2003 12:52am

Originally posted by The Corinthian
http://info.astrian.net/jargon/terms/t/troll.html

But tbh, you don't have to know what a troll is to recognize a wind up.

You know, if the unregi is The Guru, then you're the one who has been taken to the cleaners

The Corinthian · 16-01-2003 1:06am

Perhaps, but I wasn't speaking about him in particular and they caln all be unregi's.

<troll>
Anyhow, he's not a Freemason, which is the other reason he's probably not the troll...
</troll>

jd · 16-01-2003 1:34am

Originally posted by The Corinthian
And how gullible some are of such a poorly worded wind-up. Frankly this entire thread has reinforced many of my more proactive views on eugenics.

If you implemented them, how may women would be left to shag

?
jd
ps
(all of them ?;) )

ShayK1 · 16-01-2003 11:59am

Originally posted by The_Bullman
you probably should close this thread before we see just how desperate most of the posters here are for a shag(myself included)

I'm not desperate........i had sex last year!

Typedef · 16-01-2003 12:10pm

.... must not dignify thread with a response....

... must not...

... if I could just move my arm.... can't reach .... ejector .... seat.... must... must... con-cen-trate

GoneShootin · 16-01-2003 12:13pm

I'm not desperate........i had sex last year!

did the wool not cause any rashes tho ?

Mr_Roger_Bongos · 16-01-2003 9:34pm

lol pwned

Sangre · 18-01-2003 1:59pm

Originally posted by Gone Shootin
I'm not desperate........i had sex last year!

did the wool not cause any rashes tho ?

There you go again, trying to sell your patented cream for genital wool rash

IMO you should try the IFA, larger target audience

Need help in bed : )

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