Beaver Joke

Xterminator · 13-01-2003 12:29pm #1

An 86-year-old man went to his doctor for his annual checkup.
The doctor asks him how he's feeling and the 86-year-old says,
"I've never felt better. I now have a 20 year-old bride who is pregnant with my child. What do you think about that?"

The doctor considers his question for a minute and then begins.

"I have an 85 year old friend, much like yourself, who is an avid trophy hunter and never misses a season. One day, when he was going out hunting, he was in a bit of a hurry and accidentally picked up his walking cane instead of his gun. When he got to the creek, he saw a prime beaver sitting beside the stream of water. He raised his cane and fired it.Suddenly, two shots rang out and the beaver fell over dead. What do you make of that?"

The 86-year-old said, "I'd say somebody else pumped the bullets into that beaver."

The doctor replied . . "My point exactly."

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nanook · 13-01-2003 1:39pm

let me be the first

Dont get it

Hobart · 13-01-2003 1:54pm

Made me laugh. Excellent!!

// I think you may find that it is a play on the word beaver nanook//

Pugsley · 13-01-2003 5:52pm

ROFL! brilliant one!

Acidflash · 13-01-2003 6:58pm

lmao

Big Chief · 14-01-2003 9:22am

lool n1

jonno · 14-01-2003 9:38am

Excellent:p

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