The end of the world

Gordon · 12-01-2003 12:42pm #1

I saw a film on film four last night entitled "Last night". The title inferred what happened last night but actually meant "The Last Night". The world was to "end" at 12 midnight on this night and it showed a few people and how they acted and reacted to it.

One guy picked up as many women as he could and had sex with them in many different ways.
One guy went on a rampage with a gun
Many people vandalised
etc etc

I think if today was the end of the world and it was to finish at 12pm I wouldn't be here typing this that is for sure. One thing I would like to do would be to take a sledgehammer and beat up a car or two and maybe tan in a few windows to banks and just have a little wander around. Nothing special.

What would you do if the world was to be destroyed in 12 hours? And who would you like to be with you, if anyone?

^CwAzY^ · 12-01-2003 12:51pm

I heard before if the world was going to end, the government wouldn't let the knowledge out to the everyday public. It's understandable too as a LOT of people would rape/kill/steal etc. I know I would!

Dr. Dre · 12-01-2003 1:38pm

Assuming I was nowhere near a Ferrari garage, and Rachel from S Club wasn't about, I'd probably kill myself, so as nobody else could do it for me. !

oeNeo · 12-01-2003 1:45pm

Hmm.... I agree with Cwazy that we probably wouldn't know about it if it was going to happen, but if we did I'd probably go nuts and start destroying things or something

Oeneus · 12-01-2003 1:47pm

I think I would gather up a team, and another team consisting of people I hate, and have a big gun fight in a forest, paintball style. Except with real guns. It'll be like living a movie! Fucking brilliant!

Drunk pirate · 12-01-2003 2:03pm

I'd grab me amp and guitar and turn it up the highest and start playing the heavyest things I know. I allways wanted to do that. Plus I live in a 99% skanger land. Their faces would scowl. Err even more.

12-01-2003 2:06pm

I'd go to the moon.

Chowmein · 12-01-2003 2:33pm

I would start working through my list of people who are to have unfortunate “accidents”

Oeneus · 12-01-2003 2:59pm

Originally posted by Drunk Pirate
I'd grab me amp and guitar and turn it up the highest and start playing the heavyest things I know. I allways wanted to do that. Plus I live in a 99% skanger land. Their faces would scowl. Err even more.

I hope I die in my gun fight before that happens. :rolleyes:

yellum · 12-01-2003 3:03pm

I guess I might as well get round to fixing that leaking tap in the kitchen.

Snowball · 12-01-2003 3:05pm

Get into by secret indestructable underground noas ark and let only sexy chicks in

Johnny Gomez · 12-01-2003 8:50pm

I'd grab some type of weapon and take it to people/places/things that I really hate which is quite alot where I live. Then I'd start going for some hot chicks, rob a few cars, smash up a few shops and go for a walk!

Pigman II · 12-01-2003 9:14pm

I'd probably re-organise my CD collection based on assending barcode number.

Mossy Monk · 12-01-2003 9:32pm

get together with friends and family. have a huge party and drink myself unconscious. then i'd be asleep and i wouldn't notice the end of the world

ballooba · 12-01-2003 9:39pm

Sexy hot chicks would probably be too busy getting it on with each other if this were to happen.

i'd probably watch them for a while, then take every available drug (for the experience), then go out driving in my newly aquired (from some random yard.. there'll be lots of them around) articulated truck stoned and knock down as many people as possible then smash into an oil tanker or something.

[CALIBUR] · 12-01-2003 9:41pm

I bout a gift for my sister about the bible code. it said something in the bible code the wtc well get hit. And also it said there well be war world 3 soon. I'm half on & off about it being real but it does make u think

http://www.research-systems.com/codes/world.htm

me list well be

1. have sex with many women at the same time.

2. crash a car (without getting myself killed).

3. get a m6a1 with a Grenade Launcher and go postle with some assholes.

Mercury_Tilt · 12-01-2003 11:22pm

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Seraphina · 12-01-2003 11:22pm

erm, i prolly wouldn't do any killing, whats the point? the end of the world would do that for you anyway
i would kick a few people about, that way they experience the pain instead of just dying

Seraphina · 12-01-2003 11:25pm

ummmmm

is that me you're referring to...?

Tellox · 12-01-2003 11:27pm

I'd probably smash up everything in sight. Breaking stuff rocks.

Tazz T · 12-01-2003 11:32pm

I've always tried to behave as if the next five minutes are my last.

People don't understand that sometimes.

It's hard to do that, y'know.

Mercury_Tilt · 12-01-2003 11:34pm

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Dingatron · 12-01-2003 11:37pm

I'd have a look around for Ford Prefect and a spare towel. They can be used to signal temporally unstable spaceships by fossilizing them in planetary strata.

BEAT · 13-01-2003 4:29am

this is corny I know,
I always let people know how I feel about them and live my life the way I want it lived because you never know if today is your last...
but if I knew it were, I would make sure my family were all together, my family is very important to me and I would want to be close to all of them if it were the end.
yes, yes I am a corny sentimental freak...

My alter ego would grab a couple of guys and have wild freaky sex, but thats just my alter ego

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar · 13-01-2003 7:10am

I'd prob get plastered, and try every kind of drug my mam had in the pharmacy

mmm

unnatural experimentation

PH01 · 13-01-2003 9:35am

It's interesting to see how many people (46% of you) would resort to violence?

Resort to violence 11 - 46%
Go to the moon or hitch a ride with a spaceship 2 - 8%
Have sex with sexy chicks 2 - 8%
Kill themselves 2 - 8%
Spend it with Family 2 - 8%
Confess love 1 - 4%
Reorganise CD collection 1 - 4%
Get plastered 1 - 4%
DIY 1 - 4%
Play their favourite music 1 - 4%

tman · 13-01-2003 9:57am

crash a few cars & bone as many ladies as is humanly possible.

elexes · 13-01-2003 12:45pm

hmmm think id just stay on the net playing cs till the masses kill the power in my area then id grab the gun and go hunting for the fecker that done it ...

id also like to ring up the gf and just chat for a bit about nothing reely just chat sit down and have a cup of T

stay quiet and just relax

Sposs · 13-01-2003 1:51pm

i Would get in a spaceship and fly billions of miles to another galaxy where i would crash land and be taken in by strangers and raised as their son,i will have superhuman powers which i will hide from the world by putting on glasses and working for a newspaper and i will be called skunk man.

Don1 · 13-01-2003 2:39pm

Probably pretend to be the Messiah for a while and see how many people I could get to follow me!!:D Then I'd just go "Aaah I'm just f**kin' with ya" and leg it into the sunset sceaming "Muppets" at the top of my voice.
Follow that with random acts of violence and crime, mix with various narcotics and copious ammounts of alcohol, and top of with a sex marathon to the end!:D

Aaah to burn out in true style.......:rolleyes: Class!!

Terminator · 13-01-2003 3:48pm

Empty bank account. Head for a pub.

po0k · 13-01-2003 4:27pm

Go to some quiet mountain top/hillside back Connemara with a few cans, bit of doob, some tunes and a deck chair.
See in the Apocalypse in comfort tbh.

Might bring a crew of like minded individuals too.

Why do anything different?

Mercury_Tilt · 13-01-2003 7:58pm

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daveirl · 13-01-2003 10:12pm

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ballooba · 13-01-2003 10:19pm

Originally posted by Terminator
Empty bank account. Head for a pub.

Who'd want money?

Mercury_Tilt · 13-01-2003 10:22pm

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ozt9vdujny3srf · 13-01-2003 10:37pm

Originally posted by ballooba
Who'd want money?

This has happened to me, Twice.

I would bake a large kittencake and offer it up to the great kittencake in the sky.

This would earn me redemption and a life of eternal kittencake.

i would also ecite the cakean creeds repeatedly in an effort to improve my bid for eternal cake.

Seraphina · 13-01-2003 10:59pm

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmcake

Mercury_Tilt · 13-01-2003 11:03pm

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Seraphina · 13-01-2003 11:05pm

ehhh...
ok
/me pats Merc on the head

Gordon · 14-01-2003 12:20am

Ahhh yes, maybe I would have kittencake, good point.

xx · 14-01-2003 9:27am

Not jumping on the bandwagon, but I'd make a special point of depopulating my hometown of every little scumbag I could find, with ANYTHING I could find (hammers, knives, chainsaws etc.). Oh yeah, I'd torture some of them for an hour or two as well. Then, get an extension lead and a kettle and bring the kettle to the roof of my house and just chill. Oh yeah, being a few molotov cocktails as well, in case anyone tries to loot my gaff.

xx · 14-01-2003 9:28am

In case ur wondering, the kettle would be so as I could have a few cups of cha before the world goes pear-shaped!

The end of the world

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