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New Anti-Taliban measures

  • 09-01-2003 2:11pm
    #1
    John2002
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 646 ✭✭✭


    As we all know, the Taliban considers it a sin for a man to see a naked
    woman who is not his wife. So, this Saturday at 2:00 PM all
    women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out
    any neighbourhood terrorists.

    Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist
    effort. All men are to position themselves in patio chairs in front of
    their house to prove they are not Taliban, demonstrate that they think
    it's okay to see nude women other than their wife and to show support for
    all women.

    And since the Taliban also does not approve of alcohol, a cold six-pack
    at your side is further proof of your anti-Taliban sentiment.

    The Government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and
    applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity.

    IT IS YOUR PATRIOTIC DUTY TO PASS THIS ON!


Comments

  • #2
    ozpass
    Closed Accounts Posts: 931 ✭✭✭ozpass


    It is my patriotic duty to tell you that joke sucks.


  • #3
    Sangre
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,211 ✭✭✭✭Sangre


    LoL! nice one ozpass that was much better then the joke :D


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