This is a good one

jscully · 07-01-2003 12:57pm #1

A police officer pulls a bloke over for speeding and has the following exchange:

>Officer: May I see your driver's license?

>Driver: I don't have one. I had it suspended for exceeding the speed limit.

>Officer: May I see the registration for this vehicle?

>Driver: It's not my car. I stole it.

>Officer: The car is stolen?

>Driver: That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the registration in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there.

>Officer: There's a gun in the glove box?

>Driver: Yes mate. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the woman who owns this car and stuffed her in the boot.

>Officer: There's a BODY in the BOOT?!?!?

>Driver: Yes, mate.

>Hearing this, the officer immediately called his back-up.
>The car was quickly surrounded by police and a captain approached the
>driver to handle the tense situation:

>Captain: Sir, can I see your license?

>Driver: Sure. Here it is. (It was valid.)

>Captain: Whose car is this?

>Driver: It's mine, officer. Here's the registration papers. (The driver owned the car)

>Captain: Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if there's a gun in it?

>Driver: Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it. (Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box)

>Captain: Would you mind opening your boot? I was told you said there's a body in it.

>Driver: No problem. (Boot is opened - no body)

>Captain: I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn't have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glove box and that there was a dead body in the boot.

>Driver: Yeah, I'll bet the lying bastard told you I was speeding, as well.

Runfree · 07-01-2003 1:24pm

Must say I do like this one

Big Chief · 07-01-2003 2:28pm

see, you can post a decent joke

Mad_Patrick · 07-01-2003 5:28pm

I'm going to try that sometime, do you think it would work?? I'll have to get a car first though

Pugsley · 08-01-2003 12:41am

lol! very gud, very gud

nanook · 08-01-2003 7:57am

i have to say that is quite funny

JohnK · 08-01-2003 8:48am

very good

Thanx 4 The Fish · 08-01-2003 10:30am

Am gonna give that a go sometime although the cops around here let ya go if ya tell them they look like they've lost a few pounds...

Runfree · 08-01-2003 11:26am

Has anyone ever done anything smart when they got pulled over. I did and got a ticket

jscully · 08-01-2003 11:32am

I know someone that got pulled over for speeding! When the Garda told him what speed he was doing, he replied "But you must have been going faster to catch me!". A ticket followed!

Don1 · 08-01-2003 12:26pm

I'd love to do that un or the old favourite.........
To be used after being pulled over for speeding.
Officer> "I've been waitin' for a guy like you all night."
Person> "Well I got here as fast as I could!!!"

ozt9vdujny3srf · 08-01-2003 2:24pm

Originally posted by Runfree
Has anyone ever done anything smart when they got pulled over. I did and got a ticket

Ach bugger ye :P

Don't say ye did something and not say wat you did

SPILL THE BEANS PLS :P

Sangre · 08-01-2003 3:16pm

LoL pretty good

Though not as good as the Lotto joke, fuppin classic

This is a good one

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