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The Eulogy

  • 07-01-2003 11:50am
    #1
    hussey
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,240 ✭✭✭


    She married and had 13 children. Her husband died. She
    soon married again and had 7 more children. Again, her husband died.

    She remarried and this time had 5 more children, and
    again her husband dies.

    Alas, a few years later she finally died.

    Standing before her coffin, the preacher prayed to the
    Lord above, thanking Him for this loving woman who
    fulfilled His commandment to "Go forth and multiply."
    In his eulogy, the preacher said, "Lord, they're
    finally together."

    Leaning over to a neighbour, one mourner quietly asked,
    "Do you think he means her first, second or third husband?"

    The neighbour replied, "I think he means her legs."


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