Whats the ugliest part of your body?

Al Higgins · 06-01-2003 10:29pm #1

My feet

but it could be my liver/kidneys after all that hogmanay nonsense

the66electric · 06-01-2003 11:43pm

well this is a strange thred but i'm gonna go with it.

For me it is definately my nose, a bit of symmetry would be nice...

Amz · 06-01-2003 11:49pm

Well those of you who know me would probably agree....

All of it...

the66electric · 06-01-2003 11:58pm

Amz, it breaks my heart to see someone go so hard on themself.

Poor thing.

Amz · 07-01-2003 12:02am

i beg your parsnips?!

the66electric · 07-01-2003 12:19am

Now! All done. Doesn't that feel better?

Amz · 07-01-2003 12:28am

Nah! it made you look silly the old way now i look a bit odd (more so, and not in the odd as in appearance way that the thread is referring to hehehe im rambling now but ya get the idea) i now look odd for bringing parsnips into the equation.......

polarbelly · 07-01-2003 12:32am

my immense

belly

the66electric · 07-01-2003 12:36am

Can i please of photographic evidence of this bohemoth front bowl of yours???

polarbelly · 07-01-2003 12:44am

try link c in my sig... i'm sure there's one there

the66electric · 07-01-2003 12:51am

That is quiet a 'fuel tank' but you're not that far gone yet, you can still resist temptation to the dark side.

polarbelly · 07-01-2003 12:54am

yes, yes i can

aaaw shít i just dropped pizza on the keyboard again

Muppet Monarchy · 07-01-2003 8:47am

Best thread.

EVER

Tyrrial · 07-01-2003 10:22am

well i thought i would go and look for some thing that i dislike about my body...

i guess i'm just perfect, there 'aint a thing that isn't perfectly perfect.... if i was to think really hard

on a bad hair day i'm only practicly perfect in everyway!?!

Gar_ptc · 07-01-2003 12:59pm

my lung?
no my heart...i shouldnt have one

THE BEGTETS · 07-01-2003 1:08pm

you're a strange one allister higgins.........from scotland.
here s a man that starts a thread like this and the only thing he can fault himself on is his feet. **** me!! kiss me!! if you're that good looking!!

thedrowner · 07-01-2003 1:48pm

my thighs. my hips. my feet. my nose. my hair. my calves....and the list goes on and on and on

i like the teeth though

the66electric · 07-01-2003 1:55pm

I also hate the voluptousness of my rack.

Tyrrial · 07-01-2003 3:15pm

<sniff> it turns out i'm not accually perfect.....

i'm told i have a weird big toe.....

my dreams of perfection have been shattered!

skylight · 07-01-2003 5:59pm

i hate that one hair on my shoulder- u know what i'm talking bout!!!!!!!

Space Coyote · 07-01-2003 6:15pm

my horns. i file them down on the side of a tree every day but they keep on growing.
if they were on top of my head i wouldn't mind too much...

Mewzel · 07-01-2003 6:55pm

Tyrrial my dear, its more than just weird....

Tyrrial · 07-01-2003 6:57pm

well Mewzel i'd rather to big then to SMALL

Mewzel · 07-01-2003 7:01pm

everyone else thinks my toe is normal size

Tyrrial · 07-01-2003 7:04pm

sure.... sure.... you can think the way you want... but i know all about the up coming website

www.Mewzels-Big-Toe.com

Mewzel · 07-01-2003 7:13pm

lies! lies! i say!

bandit · 08-01-2003 1:24am

My head

If john q polarbelly wants a belly-off BRING IT OOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNN
i'll take any man, woman or child on this thread any day and out love handle then:D

polarbelly · 08-01-2003 1:40am

you wish man, belly by name belly by nature

Al Higgins · 08-01-2003 8:21pm

you're a strange one allister higgins.........from scotland.

I only said my feet were the ugliest part.Infact they are probably only marginally more ugly than my hands.

Now thinking about it properly I think my hands are the ugliest part of my body.

P.s I only started this thread cos I was bored i thought it would be dead and buried by now.

Cherry · 08-01-2003 8:48pm

My cheeks are the ugliest part of my body. They're so bloody chubby. I look like a Cabbage Patch Kid on growth hormones.

startled_frog · 10-01-2003 10:27pm

I think every part of my body is unattractive. I know there is a difference between being vain and confidence, but I hate vain people.

Did I spell that right?

Silverfish · 10-01-2003 11:20pm

FIRST: Drowner missy and Polar belly: Shut up the pair of you. Drowner's as cutesie as cutesie gets and Polarbelly ....just shut up!! You're all luvvly.

Now Me!!!

I have no individual part of my body thats particularly ugly, but put 'em all together and whadya get???

Uuuugghhhh Leeeeee.

I'm feeling this even moreso right now due to an event that those who know me will know about.......

And the fact that I'm so fecking tiny as well. Waaaait til I win the Lotto, man, I'll be f**king unrecognisable. Right down to the colour of my eyes, I'm going to get those weird orange flecks taken out and everything.

My face is the ugliest, alien thing ever, my teeth are terrible, terrible teeth, I have a really stupid nose that NO-ONE else in my family got, they didn't get the little, little legs either.
My ass. I have jennifer lopez's ass. On Kylie Minogues body. With Dawn French's legs.

People have commented on my similarity to Jo Brand. Okay, so they're all dead now, but still. Someone once said I reminded him of a young Michelle Pfeiffer, but then he laughed so hard milk came out his nose.

It's not like anyone can say 'Oh, but she has a great personality' cos, nope, that skipped a generation in my family too.

Oh wait, I've got nice feet. Yay me.

thedrowner · 13-01-2003 10:17am

ah shadupyaface!
yer gorgeous! (and by the way i was only joking about hating everyhting about me..i know im gorgeous too :P)
dont make me start this argument with u
im always right just remember that
and your gorgeous
and very funny too....loved that celebrity description, it was a lie, but it was very funny

Tyrrial · 13-01-2003 2:30pm

( i still think i'm perfect no matter what Mewzel says)

Mewzel · 13-01-2003 6:32pm

still think you're perfect, but cant say you know .

Elaine · 13-01-2003 6:41pm

My face lol

Whats the ugliest part of your body?

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