someone please answer me dis

CURCLUGH

which came first the chicken or the egg?

bubbles

Why do stupid people ask this stupid question time after time.

The answer is egg - Dinosaurs where laying them 150 million years ago.

weirdjim

In nature, living things evolve through changes in their DNA. In an animal like a chicken, DNA from a male sperm cell and a female ovum meet and combine to form a zygote the first cell of a new baby chicken. This first cell divides innumerable times to form all of the cells of the complete animal. In any animal, every cell contains exactly the same DNA, and that DNA comes from the zygote.

Chickens evolved from non-chickens through small changes caused by the mixing of male and female DNA or by mutations to the DNA that produced the zygote. These changes and mutations only have an effect at the point where a new zygote is created. That is, two non-chickens mated and the DNA in their new zygote contained the mutation(s) that produced the first true chicken. That one zygote cell divided to produce the first true chicken.

Prior to that first true chicken zygote, there were only non-chickens. The zygote cell is the only place where DNA mutations could produce a new animal, and the zygote cell is housed in the chicken's egg. So, the egg must have come first.

Sangre

Originally posted by weirdjim
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Prior to that first true chicken zygote, there were only non-chickens. The zygote cell is the only place where DNA mutations could produce a new animal, and the zygote cell is housed in the chicken's egg. So, the egg must have come first.

Well if its 'which came first the chicken or the chicken egg' I trhink it could be both. you could take weirdjim's defintion or you could say that it isnt a chicken egg until a chicken lays, so therefore the chicken came first

oeNeo

Who cares?

El Marco

I know I don't

It was the egg btw

spooky donkey

Neither they both came at the same time.

Well in an ideal relationship thats how it happens. or so im told.

Gordon

Originally posted by CURCLUGH
which came first the chicken or the egg?

The parents.

Tails

Originally posted by weirdjim
In nature, living things evolve through changes in their DNA. In an animal like a chicken, DNA from a male sperm cell and a female ovum meet and combine to form a zygote the first cell of a new baby chicken. This first cell divides innumerable times to form all of the cells of the complete animal. In any animal, every cell contains exactly the same DNA, and that DNA comes from the zygote.

Chickens evolved from non-chickens through small changes caused by the mixing of male and female DNA or by mutations to the DNA that produced the zygote. These changes and mutations only have an effect at the point where a new zygote is created. That is, two non-chickens mated and the DNA in their new zygote contained the mutation(s) that produced the first true chicken. That one zygote cell divided to produce the first true chicken.

Prior to that first true chicken zygote, there were only non-chickens. The zygote cell is the only place where DNA mutations could produce a new animal, and the zygote cell is housed in the chicken's egg. So, the egg must have come first.

What if you dont believe in evolution?:D

pickarooney

Originally posted by Tails
What if you dont believe in evolution?:D

Then you go to HELL with all the other non-believers!!!

Mossy Monk

blame the people of Atlantis

Snowball

Originally posted by weirdjim
In nature, living things evolve through changes in their DNA. In an animal like a chicken, DNA from a male sperm cell and a female ovum meet and combine to form a zygote the first cell of a new baby chicken. This first cell divides innumerable times to form all of the cells of the complete animal. In any animal, every cell contains exactly the same DNA, and that DNA comes from the zygote.

Chickens evolved from non-chickens through small changes caused by the mixing of male and female DNA or by mutations to the DNA that produced the zygote. These changes and mutations only have an effect at the point where a new zygote is created. That is, two non-chickens mated and the DNA in their new zygote contained the mutation(s) that produced the first true chicken. That one zygote cell divided to produce the first true chicken.

Prior to that first true chicken zygote, there were only non-chickens. The zygote cell is the only place where DNA mutations could produce a new animal, and the zygote cell is housed in the chicken's egg. So, the egg must have come first.

u call this a rant????

this kind of post used to invoke the long winded and jet sarcastic rant that few people even wanted to contimplate reading.


I DEMAND A PROPER RANT!!!

po0k

Marinated Chicken
(Servings: 4)

• 1 (675g/1 1/2lb.) chicken
• 3 slices ginger
• 2 stalks spring onion (sectioned)
• 1 tsp Lee Kum Kee Sesame Oil
  
  
• 1 1/2 cups Lee Kum Kee Chicken Marinade
• 1 1/2 cups water

Clean chicken and pat dry.
Saute ginger and spring onion with 1 Tbsp oil till fragrant. Add seasoning mix and bring it to the boil.
Put in chicken, cover and cook in low heat. Turn over the chicken every 5 minutes until deep brown (about 20 minutes).
Sprinkle in sesame oil. Cover and cook for 5 more minutes. Turn off the heat and soak for another 5 minutes.
Drain and cut chicken into pieces. Pour some cooking sauce over chicken and serve.

king_of_inismac

hey,
just thought i'd let u guyz know.I actually say that porn film on late night tv,"the chicken and the egg unrehearsed" and as far as i remember, the chicken came first, all over the eggs face!!!


sorry,



da king

GoneShootin

since when do eggs have faces ? or even the ability to copulate

D-Generate

So, the chicken and the egg are sitting in bed, having an after-shag fag. The chicken leans back contentedly and says "Well, I guess that answers the question!"

king_of_inismac

since when do eggs have faces ? or even the ability to copulate

sorry man , should have included these for u

<joke>, </joke>

apologies....

king;)

lordsippa

It was the butterfly I tell you! THE BUTTERFLY!!!

oeNeo

Nobody ever suspects the butterfly!

OLDYELLAR

hows your giblets missus?

l3rian

good answer weirdjim, but can you tell me why the sky is blue?

Mossy Monk

something to do with bored martians and tons of unwanted blue paint

Lawnkiller

Originally posted by OLDYELLAR
hows your giblets missus?

OLDYELLAR r teh spam!

answer = egg btw. thb....

Snowball

Originally posted by king_of_inismac
hey,
just thought i'd let u guyz know.I actually say that porn film on late night tv,"the chicken and the egg unrehearsed" and as far as i remember, the chicken came first, all over the eggs face!!!


sorry,



da king

lol

Big Chief

lol syxpak


oh and for such a stupid question it actually got a few intelligent replies :rolleyes:

anyway i would have to agree and go for the butterfly

OLDYELLAR

hehe weirdjim , i like it R thats the stuff

TomTom

actual answer = chicken

amp

Y'know, I've been around these parts fer some time (BUT NOT AS LONG AS OTHERS YADA YADA YADA!) and this the funniest chicken and egg thread yet. Plyd all


(oh and I agree with wierdjim)

Sangre

Originally posted by Big Chief
lol syxpak


oh and for such a stupid question it actually got a few intelligent replies :rolleyes:

anyway i would have to agree and go for the butterfly

This should be a poll, the greatest poll of all time!!!!!!!!!!!

[CALIBUR]

WHATS GOING ON PEOPLE!!!!

sceptre

Originally posted by l3rian
good answer weirdjim, but can you tell me why the sky is blue?

http://www.sciencemadesimple.com/sky_blue.html

Or, put more simply
http://www.why-is-the-sky-blue.org/why-is-the-sky-blue.html