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this mad be laugh far too much

GoneShootin · 2003-01-04 00:37:14

A man spoke frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart!" "Is this her first child?" the doctor asked. "No!" the man shouted, "This is her husband!"

04-01-2003 12:37am

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GoneShootin

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A man spoke frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart!"

"Is this her first child?" the doctor asked.

"No!" the man shouted, "This is her husband!"

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#2 04-01-2003 7:56am

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Thats funny but I dont know why

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#3 05-01-2003 1:43am

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not bad

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#4 05-01-2003 1:38pm

ironbrew

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this mad be laugh far too much

where as i didnt even break a smirk, thats a horrible joke!

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#5 05-01-2003 2:08pm

Runfree

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so why is this funny???

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#6 05-01-2003 6:33pm

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maybe he was on something

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#7 05-01-2003 7:02pm

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its kinda funny, but also not.....

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#8 05-01-2003 10:41pm

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thats like francies joke. I shhould not laught at it but I had to.

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#9 06-01-2003 12:17am

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Excellent joke. Three thumbs up.

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#10 06-01-2003 12:56am

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Simple yet brilliant... it's the ones that just catch you off guard that are best...

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#11 06-01-2003 9:46am

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Originally posted by Morn
Simple yet brilliant... it's the ones that just catch you off guard that are best...

i would have to agree here

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#12 13-01-2003 9:59am

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nope not even a twitch from me

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