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Call in sick...

  • 03-01-2003 7:31pm
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 601 ✭✭✭


    Put a small smile of my face :)


    Bob calls in to his job:
    "Hey, boss I'm not coming to work today. I'm really sick. I got a headache, stomach ache and my legs hurt, I'm not coming into work today."

    The boss says:
    "You know Bob I really need you today. When I feel like this I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes me feel better and I can go to work. You should try that."

    2 hours later Bob calls:
    "Boss, I did what you said and I feel great! I'll be at work soon. By the way, you got nice house."


Comments

  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,984 ✭✭✭✭Lump


    HAR HAR HAR.



    John


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,680 ✭✭✭Tellox


    god that was bad..


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,136 ✭✭✭Pugsley


    lol, bit old but pretty good :)

    (Tizlox's sig scares me 0_o )


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,144 ✭✭✭Runfree


    :) funny


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