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Screwed

TomTom · 2003-01-02 16:50:06

A guy is walking along the beach, when he meets a girl with no legs, crying. "Why are you crying?" he asks. "I've never been hugged," she says. The guy hugs her, but she continues crying. "Why are you crying?" he asks. "I've never been kissed," she says. The guy kisses her, but she continues crying. "Why are you crying?"…

02-01-2003 4:50pm

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TomTom

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A guy is walking along the beach, when he meets a girl with no legs, crying.

"Why are you crying?" he asks.

"I've never been hugged," she says. The guy hugs her, but she continues crying.

"Why are you crying?" he asks.

"I've never been kissed," she says. The guy kisses her, but she continues crying.

"Why are you crying?" he asks.
v "I've never been screwed," she says. The guy picks her up and throws her into the water.

"There," he says. "Now you're screwed."

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#2 03-01-2003 12:08am

Lump

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HA HA HA, OMFG Great Well done.... HAR HAR HAR.

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#3 03-01-2003 6:52pm

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oldie, but pretty good the 1st time.

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#4 04-01-2003 9:29am

Runfree

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haha gud one

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#5 04-01-2003 9:06pm

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hehe funny..

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#6 10-01-2003 5:36pm

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Why didnt he just knob her, I dont understand it.....

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#7 10-01-2003 5:41pm

^CwAzY^

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Cos that wouldn't have been funny now would it

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