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  • 02-01-2003 4:49pm
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    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,839 ✭✭✭


    farmer.jpg


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,070 ✭✭✭hedgetrimmer


    They must be the Ballyshedreen two - the women tried for being witches after they caroused through the town in a drunken rampage setting fire to 15 houses, 2 priests and molseting some jelly-babies.

    I have no idea, but perhaps this could be turned into a caption contest!!

    "LUAS finally unveiled"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,839 ✭✭✭bubbles


    Look to me like a Cork pimp in action... I could be wrong...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,187 ✭✭✭✭Sangre


    LOL both brialliant response there...um....welll....how about....
    Damn i cant think of one :(

    Wait how about
    'Bus fares increases are put into action'


    Hmmm not very good


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,478 ✭✭✭GoneShootin


    "Man chased by Tractor Driver and 2 Caged Women"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 68,317 ✭✭✭✭seamus


    "World's Smallest Travelling Freakshow comes to Ballykilshamuck"


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  • Moderators, Regional North West Moderators Posts: 19,159 Mod ✭✭✭✭byte
    byte


    Farmer Browns Taxi Service

    087 8787878

    For all your rural transportation needs!

    :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,694 ✭✭✭Dingatron


    RTE produces new programme in competition with BBC's Top Gear. Tonites show features the latest Utility Vehicle.

    Gawd thats crap!!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 68,317 ✭✭✭✭seamus


    60 years later, the Kerry man discovered 'Lock up your daughters' is just a saying.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 105 ✭✭Diver79


    Unsure of which one to choose as his wife he took them both to fight it out on the way. The one that survived would be the one for him.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,356 ✭✭✭NeVeR


    they got p!ssed off cos the Taxi's went on strike, so 1 farmer had an Idea,.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 944 ✭✭✭nahdoic


    Could this picture have waited to be sent? Well maybe. Why wait? Now is good.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,127 ✭✭✭STaN


    "what really happens when devore 12 clicks"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 944 ✭✭✭nahdoic


    Onlookers, applaud and take photos as The Rose of Tralee Parade 2002 passes through.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,277 ✭✭✭DiscoStu


    In an effort to inject some action into F1 the FIA have experimented with a radical new design concept for the cars.

    In an interview with Bernie Eccelstone after the unveiling in a glitzy bash in rural hungary he stated that this inredible leap in design was to bring tight racing and facilitate the addition of ballast to even out the racing field.
    However many teams and drivers say it is simply not workable. Eddie Jordan has stated that the design is quote "unsafe".
    "Look at the amount of farm yard accidents that occour every year. There is no rollcage, do you expect our drivers to race at upwards of 150mph in an inherently unsafe vehical? Many leaps have been made in saftey in F1 since the 70's and the FIA want to throw that all away."

    The new rules also will bring about serious headaches for the tyre manufacturers and will also cause a large increase in costs for the teams due to the increase from 4 tyres to 6.
    A Bridgestone spokesperson today said that they were contemplating pulling out of F1 entirely. "The front and rear tyres are not going to be a problem as they would be quite similar to racing tyres produced for lower class racing, its simply a matter of changing the compound. Its the large middle one we doubt will be workable. we have never produced a racing tyre like that before. Without input from Massey-Ferguson it is unlikely that a sufficently competative tyre could be produced before the first race of the 2003 season. Just like the top teams in F1 we also compete to produce the best possible tyre for each team. If the FIA are going to put us in a position that we simply could not do that with any reasonable chance of success it is very doubtful of any further participation in F1. Would you g into a ring with Mike Tyson if you knew you would be seriously injured?"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,187 ✭✭✭✭Sangre


    We will need one stout man and 2 beautiful maidens for this round the world trip in 80 days


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,187 ✭✭✭✭Sangre


    'The maidens fair of virtue true didnt know where they were going but something told Miko that the Inca High Priest wouldnt be disappointed'


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 836 ✭✭✭Snowball


    ur all confusing the issue, cattle is cattle no matter what way u look at it :D

    ;);)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,154 ✭✭✭✭Neil3030


    Originally posted by seamus
    60 years later, the Kerry man discovered 'Lock up your daughters' is just a saying.

    Rofl, brilliant.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,328 ✭✭✭Sev


    Well, it is impossible to ultimately verify from a still picture which way the tractor is actually moving, it would appear to be driving on the wrong side of the road firstly. Perhaps the two old ladies are actually driving some kind of crazy cage vehicle and taking the man for a ride backwards on his broken down tractor.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,817 ✭✭✭✭po0k


    Couldn't be Ireland.....the road is too good....


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,309 ✭✭✭✭Bard


    "Farmer Bubbles caught them on their way to the yorema convention at the crossroads"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,839 ✭✭✭bubbles


    Now that I stared at the picture for a couple of hours... you can really see the way the driver back is kinda hunched.... i bet the 3 of them are on a joyride.....and that poor chap down the road is going to be run over.

    Then the driver is going to release the cage, and the grannies are going to rape the poor sod before he dies... seen it way to many times before...

    Thing is... can both of them reach climax before his ticker gives in... I'll look into it


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,042 ✭✭✭spooky donkey


    New Irish porn stuido discovered the make obsecene films with lesbian bonage and agricultural equipment.

    Next week they expose the bizzar GAA Gay unination clinic.....
    On homo ground.


  • Moderators, Arts Moderators Posts: 35,738 Mod ✭✭✭✭pickarooney


    The Return to Dachau ride at Micheál's World of Fun was pulling in smaller and smaller numbers.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,277 ✭✭✭DiscoStu


    Originally posted by pickarooney
    The Return to Dachau ride at Micheál's World of Fun was pulling in smaller and smaller numbers.

    now thats tasteless and i likes it :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,590 ✭✭✭lordsippa


    "Farmer Brown had known the soothing sounds of Daniel O'Donnel would bring him a fitting wife, but he hadn't realised just HOW effective this trap would be."

    Or possibly better... "Don't you love twins?"


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