Penis Problem

honeymonster · 26-12-2002 1:35am #1

This little boy and his grandfather are fishing. Granddad pulls
out a beer and the little boy says "Grandpa, can I have one of
those?" Grandpa says "Is your penis big enough to touch your
asshole?" to which the little boy responds "No." "Then you can't
have one." A while later, the granddad pulls out a cigar and the
boy asks, "Can I have on of those?"

Grandpa says "Is your penis big enough to touch your asshole?"
to which the little boy responds "No." "Then you can't have
one." Later on, Grandpa and Grandson go to the grocery store for
food and each buy a lottery ticket. Grandpa is unlucky, but the
little boy says "I just won $50,000"

Grandpa says, "Great, your going to split that with me, right?"
The little boy asks, "Grandpa, is your penis long enough to
touch your asshole?" "Yes," Says grandpa. "Then go ****
yourself!"

Chada · 26-12-2002 1:50am

roffle g'wan da honey!!!

Lump · 26-12-2002 2:02am

HA HA, fantastic.....

John

Pugsley · 26-12-2002 2:48am

rofl, smart kid

Amon · 26-12-2002 3:43am

lol,good one

Runfree · 26-12-2002 11:40am

quite amusing

honeymonster · 26-12-2002 1:19pm

If yea think thats funny you should see me when im drunk, i go around tellin everyone i rob cars cause i've got no facilities in a north dublin accent.

Stephen crack corn and i dont care, daren crack corn and i dont care, dan crack corn and i dont care something something stephen is great.