Patenting a stupid pet trick

Bard · 15-12-2002 11:54pm #1

Can't believe they patented it...!

phaxx · 15-12-2002 11:59pm

It seems like a reasonable patent to me, dunno what you're on about.

Pugsley · 16-12-2002 1:49am

lol, seems very stupid to me aswell, got a smile of confusion

pickarooney · 16-12-2002 11:06am

I've been doing that for ages, they go mental for those wee red laser things. Has anyone patented dog-walking yet?

rymus · 16-12-2002 3:29pm

/me runs out and patents chewing & swallowing

exxxcellent

JohnK · 16-12-2002 3:31pm

/me bangs my head against the wall and cries

Mad_Patrick · 16-12-2002 7:19pm

Maybe I should patent my trick to get dogs to exercise.

1. Find something they really don't like the smell of, a finger in the ass usually works.

2. Stick it under the nose of the dog as if it were food.

3. When the dog tries to walk away from the smell of ass, run after her and try to keep your finger under it's nose.

As an added bonus, the person gets exercise aswell.

Now all I have to do is draw a picture

TomTom · 17-12-2002 12:02am

stop everything i just patened tajing a piss

Shiminay · 17-12-2002 12:11pm

My housemate is in the process of patenting masturbation with the left hand...

John2002 · 17-12-2002 3:00pm

Originally posted by Kharn
My housemate is in the process of patenting masturbation with the left hand...

I, being a lefty, patented that when I was 13

JohnK · 17-12-2002 3:28pm

Originally posted by John2002
I, being a lefty, patented that when I was 13

LMAO

Victor · 17-12-2002 5:29pm

Yeah a mirror at the penguin enclosure in the zoo can create hours of fun.

rymus · 18-12-2002 10:46am

Originally posted by Kharn
My housemate is in the process of patenting masturbation with the left hand...

Damn you and your evil housemate! Now I'll have to retrain myself to use the other hand

Patenting a stupid pet trick

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