Chinese Proverbs

Don1

> Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone.
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> Man who run in front of car get tired.
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> Man who run behind car get exhausted.
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> Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
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> Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.
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> Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.
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> Man with one chopstick go hungry.
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> Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.
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> Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
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> Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.
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> Panties not best thing on earth! but next to best thing on earth.
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> War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.
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> Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.
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> Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
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> It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.
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> Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.
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> Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
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> Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.
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> Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.
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> Man who fart in church sit in own pew.
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> Crowded elevator smell different to midget.
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Neil3030

Hehe, Bangkok. What were they thinking naming that place.

banbutcher

man who go to bed with itchy bum, wake up with smelly finger!

red_ice

lol - good one

Crowded elevator smell different to midget.

Its funny coz its true

reD.

Pugsley

> Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone.

Virginity is like pringles, once you pop you cant stop

Tellox

he who lose watch in toilet have ****ty time

Dr. Dre

Man who go to bed with STIFF problem, wake up with solution on hand.

Man who put penis in jar of peanut butter, is fu*king nuts.


I think that's the way they go anyway ?