Caption Competition

Victor · 12-12-2002 8:16pm #1

"Ow, me back. Quick get me a solicitor."

Giblet · 12-12-2002 8:36pm

*soldier1* Quick, revert back to what we learned in SCHOOL!
*soldier2* I'm a little teapot short and sto...
*soldier1* MILITARY SCHOOL!

Karl Hungus · 12-12-2002 8:56pm

*New military tactics involve highly trained and sweaty soldiers sticking their hands in their cracks, and shaking hands with the unsuspecting enemies*

BuffyBot · 12-12-2002 9:52pm

"Roger...it's a watch....I told you you left something up there last night, but would you listen to me..oh no...it's the last time we do that...ever "

Mercury_Tilt · 12-12-2002 10:22pm

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Makaveli · 12-12-2002 11:55pm

"...and this is where I stick my hands when it's cold"

tony 2 tone · 13-12-2002 1:08am

Starts singing" In the Navy.....lalalalalala"

DeVore · 13-12-2002 9:02am

Originally posted by Victor

Tell me honestly, does my bum look big in this?
I cant believe noone thought of that one before!

And stretch!...2...3...4..

DeV.

Gordon · 13-12-2002 9:04am

"Why do we have to do this whenever the queen/pope comes to inspect us?"

Hobbes · 13-12-2002 9:26am

"I'm a little teapot short and stout..."

"Does this gun make my ass look big?"

Kevin Smith fan teaches the army the combat move known as the "Stink Palm".