Culchie fantasy

Rabies

For a long time, Mary who was a Culchie, had a fantasy of
being with a dub

One night, when she was in a bar, she met a handsome Dub who
appeared to be great,so she figured, what the hell, she'd go
for it. So Mary asked the fellow to come home with her. When
the two got to Mary's apartment they had a few more glasses
of wine and, Mary told the Dub about her fantasy,and asked if

he would be a part
of it.
Well, the Dub agreed, so the two headed for Mary's bedroom.

Mary said, "OK, first, I want you to undress me and tie me to
the bed!" So the Dub uses two of her silk scarves and ties
her arms and legs
to
the
bedposts so she's left spread-eagle on the bed. By this time,
Mary
was
worked into a passionate frenzy.
She looked up at the dub with lust in her eyes and says
"Now,big boy, do what it is that you do best!"
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So the Dub grabs her TV and climbs out the window ....

Thanx 4 The Fish

Dirty Dub skangers :):)

tman

funny cos it's true

GoneShootin

Typedef

I hadn't realised we had let the inbreds leave the 'reservation' and enter the 'big smoke' (as they quilocially call it) without visas.

Kudos to you.

*ha... muha... muhahahahahahhahahahahaha

Thanx 4 The Fish

You may "quilocially" call it what you like Typeh, us educated mucksavages "colloquially" call it the Pale.

My visa's in the post.....

GoneShootin

here we go

TomTom

good joke, shame about the abuse. goes to show the dubs cant take a joke.

Typedef

Hello kettle?

memphis

now thats a funneh 'un.

so true!!

Ruaidhri

hahahahaHAHAHAHAHA TAKE IT BALDY*!
good joke BTW.
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*please ignore anything below this line.

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